The Requiem Spartans vs. The Asshai Assassins
@ Saffron Straits Stadium
Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.
Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive.
Kickoff: Tyrion Lannister has a very weak kick causing the Spartans to work their way upfield to gain possession. Spy gains possession first and is taken down by Sandor Clegane almost immediately.
First Quarter: The game starts with a quick pace as Arrow and Stark show they know how to utilize their carriers. It becomes a game of exchanging touchdowns as the offensive sides steamroll from one end of the field to the other. The game stays effectively tied as each team scores back and forth.
Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive.
Kickoff: Tyrion Lannister has a very weak kick causing the Spartans to work their way upfield to gain possession. Spy gains possession first and is taken down by Sandor Clegane almost immediately.
First Quarter: The game starts with a quick pace as Arrow and Stark show they know how to utilize their carriers. It becomes a game of exchanging touchdowns as the offensive sides steamroll from one end of the field to the other. The game stays effectively tied as each team scores back and forth.
Second Quarter: The majority of the quarter continues in the same manner until Tywin manages to buy Green Arrow's allegience in gold. Arrow heads over to the Assassins while Sub Zero tries valiantly but fails to replace his tactical skills. Right before halftime the Assassins finally pull ahead slightly.
Third Quarter: Though he started strong, Robb Stark's skills seem to falter but with Green Arrow able to fill in the team stays strong. Loras is immune to Lara Croft's charm and continues to drive touchdowns with ease, injuring Lara in the process which sends Max Payne into overdrive and he manages to take out Loras and Sandor before being brought down himself. Max is replaced by Beowolf while Boromir and Daenerys.
Fourth Quarter: Spy slips past the Assassins to score and succeed on the conversion to close the gap but Daenerys brings it back when she brings out the dragons for a play, leaving the Nitro Girls running for cover while Barristan lands another TD. King Kong finally realizes that he is fucking King Kong and fuck this shit and runs over The Unsullied scoring for the Spartans. He then takes over defense duties for the Spartans and manages to force Arrow into a 4th and Long right on his own endzone, sacking him for a safety and leaving him nearly lifeless. Down three the Spartans go for a field goal and Scorpion nails it, bringing the now-tied game into....
Sudden Death Overtime: The Assassins gain possession first looking to score, but without Robb or Arrow it falls to Boromir to lead. Marv fills his previous role. King Kong, still boosted from having a white girl ally, manages to prevent any forward movement and after a fourth down failure the possesion reverts to the Spartans. The referees notice that the Spartans seem to be easily moving downfield and determine that Assassin Jorah Mormont has been selling plays to the Spartans. As a result he is removed along with Lara Croft who had convinced him to. This leaves King Kong saddened and he falters, allowing a turnover which gives possession back to the Assassins where Jaime lands the game winning touchdown - dashing the hopes for the Spartans to win their first game.
Result: RS 60 - AA 66
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