Impalers vs. Mustangs

The Immortal Impalers vs. The Manehatten Mustangs

@ Wonderbolt Stadium



Paragon Percentage: No Paragons will enter play.
Coin Toss: Impalers win, will receive.
Kickoff: Bella kicks the ball into play and Van Helsing scoops it up. Rainbow Dash and Arthus attempt a tackle but Van manages to bypass them until finally being taken down by MacGyver with 20 yards to go.
First Quarter: Ana Steele consistently attempts shotgun plays with Rainbow Dash, who has the speed and can get around the Power Pack to gain a few yards each time. However the Power Pack catches on and manages to blitz the offense, causing serious injury to Ana and MacGyver. Both seem to pull through the pain, with Ana actually coming back stronger. She manages to smartly alter her play style, and finally lands a touchdown with Rainbow. However, the Marx Brothers can not handle the offensive might of the Impalers and Duncan MacLeod lands a touchdown as soon as the team gains possession. Arthur successfully gets the two point conversion.
Second Quarter: Yoshimitsu manages to bypass the Power Pack and start strong with a touchdown, but a fumble and a turnover during the try attempt result in Arthur landing a 100 yard return touchdown followed by another conversion. A few possessions pass without any scoring until Rainbow Dash decides she has had enough of this shit and enters play as a DST, intercepts the ball, and scores. An infuriated Dracula drains Rainbow dry and leaves her for dead, scoring himself.
Third Quarter: Gilgamesh enters play as Dracula is escorted off field, and Stewie Griffin comes in to take over for Rainbow Dash.  After a few false starts and turnovers, the Impalers begin a streak of successful downs followed by aggressive offense.
Fourth Quarter: In a stunning move, Khan brings out some type of slug and takes over Morpheus. Before the refs know what is going on, he has managed to have Morpheus cause two turnovers. Coupled with a successful offensive possesion, the Mustangs rally from far behind to a 3 point difference with minutes left. Finally the refs figure it out and Neil d. Tyson comes out while Morpheus is taken to the sick bay. Degrasse successfully calls what play the Mustangs will attempt, and manages to easily provide Arthur with a open line and he runs it for a blowout touchdown. The clock runs out during the try attempt which is blocked.

Results: II 50 - MM 41