The Sunnydale Slayers vs. The Asgardian Aberrations
@ The Wolfram & Hart Community Center
Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play
Coin Toss: Slayers win, will receive.
Kick Off: GIR kicks the ball into play and Tony the Tiger receives but is brought down by Brienne of Tarth with barely any advance made.
First Quarter: In a horrible starting play for the Slayers, Buffy falls in love with Legolas and she defects to the Aberrations. The hits keep coming when Faith follows suit. With no cohesion Lobo manages to easily gain possession and score. A pissed-right-the-fuck-off Walter White and Raphael begin working together to get revenge, injuring the betrayers Faith and Buffy while sacrificing Tony to take out Lobo. Michelangelo replaces Tony while the Cowardly Lion comes out to try to fill Lobo's void. At the end of the quarter White manages to get a pass to Raphael to close the small gap a bit, but the try fails to produce a tie.
Second Quarter: The small counterattack of the betrayed Slayers takes a major hit when Venom injures Walter White. Venom is removed from play and replaced by X-23, while White is replaced by Mat Cauthon. Michelangelo attempts to improve his teams morale but the double betrayal and loss of White has them down. Raphael loses his shit and manages to take out X-23, and is then replaced by Rocko while Simba enters for X. The depressed Slayers can't stop a concessive onslaught from the Aberrations offensive line during the entire quarter, and the gap grows.
Third Quarter: The Aberrations finally make a costly mistake when Hawkeye injures Brisco, who manages to return the favor. The loss of Hawkeye's tactical mind is felt even more when he is replaced by Char Aznable. Just kidding. Hes basically just as good of a field commander. But Brisco is replaced by Mulder, who could care less at this point. In a probably bid to show that not all women are bitches, Danifae manages to score three touchdowns for teh Slayers before the Cowardly Lion works up the courage to block her. Her rally brings the team from far behind to a minor two point lead entering the final quarter.
Coin Toss: Slayers win, will receive.
Kick Off: GIR kicks the ball into play and Tony the Tiger receives but is brought down by Brienne of Tarth with barely any advance made.
First Quarter: In a horrible starting play for the Slayers, Buffy falls in love with Legolas and she defects to the Aberrations. The hits keep coming when Faith follows suit. With no cohesion Lobo manages to easily gain possession and score. A pissed-right-the-fuck-off Walter White and Raphael begin working together to get revenge, injuring the betrayers Faith and Buffy while sacrificing Tony to take out Lobo. Michelangelo replaces Tony while the Cowardly Lion comes out to try to fill Lobo's void. At the end of the quarter White manages to get a pass to Raphael to close the small gap a bit, but the try fails to produce a tie.
Second Quarter: The small counterattack of the betrayed Slayers takes a major hit when Venom injures Walter White. Venom is removed from play and replaced by X-23, while White is replaced by Mat Cauthon. Michelangelo attempts to improve his teams morale but the double betrayal and loss of White has them down. Raphael loses his shit and manages to take out X-23, and is then replaced by Rocko while Simba enters for X. The depressed Slayers can't stop a concessive onslaught from the Aberrations offensive line during the entire quarter, and the gap grows.
Third Quarter: The Aberrations finally make a costly mistake when Hawkeye injures Brisco, who manages to return the favor. The loss of Hawkeye's tactical mind is felt even more when he is replaced by Char Aznable. Just kidding. Hes basically just as good of a field commander. But Brisco is replaced by Mulder, who could care less at this point. In a probably bid to show that not all women are bitches, Danifae manages to score three touchdowns for teh Slayers before the Cowardly Lion works up the courage to block her. Her rally brings the team from far behind to a minor two point lead entering the final quarter.
Fourth Quarter: With Danifae having Lion's attention, the Slayers can't seem to put the ball into the hands of any of their benchwarmers who can get to the endzone. However, the Aberrations still have Legolas who manages to dash any hopes the Slayers have of winning with his consistent touchdowns.
Result: SS 24 - AA 41
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