Mashers vs. Hippie Punchers

The Margathean Mashers vs. The Mann Co. Hippie Punchers
@ Degroot Keep

Inexplicably, the game will be played here:

Paragon Percentage: Neither Paragon will enter play
Coin Toss: Mashers win, will receive
Kickoff: Pyro kickstarts the game and Neil Patrick Harris grabs it, but he does not make it far before Carnage brings him down.

FIrst Quarter: Skeletor manages strong passing plays using most of his receivers, resulting in a slow but steady march towards the endzone. However he loses one receiver when War Machine "rock bottom"s Space Ghost. Ghost is replaced by The Kurgan, and War Machine manages to sneak his way out of an infraction. Skeletor continues his slow but steady assault, but finally fails to land a first down around the 20 yard line.  Jim Gordon comes in and begins to slowly drive his way back down the field. He would have an easier time if his team was more interested in the ball than hitting people. The quarter ends with a solid tie of zero to zero.
Second Quarter: Most of this quarter goes the same as the first, with slow but steady drives finally being halted before touchdowns can be made, and the drive reversed. Finally Trillian gets an open run and looks to have a shot at finally scoring when War Machine locks on and descimates her. Cheech enters play while she is scooped off the field and the ref finally outs WM who is replaced by Casey Jones. Casey manages to successfully block the final push by the Mashers, and the first half ends with no points to either team.
Third Quarter: Our drive back and forth continues. Every time either team makes any headway, the opponent finds a way to dash their hopes.

Fourth Quarter: With seconds left on the clock, the Hippie Punchers are tired of playing games. Like the game of football. Soldier calls the play and the ball is handed to him, and he immediately fires off his rocket launcher. Scarface, Mothman, Carnage, and Pyro start viscously attacking The Warriors. A riot ensues that sees the benches empty to each side as the refs lose control of the game. Finally the refs clear the field as time runs out and the entire rosters of both teams are passed out in various states of injury around the field, except for Marvin the Paranoid Android who seems to be overly depressed about the entire ordeal. In a sudden turn of luck, it appears as though Soldier's rocket jump pushed him back into his own endzone and he managed to still be in possession when he was knocked out. The refs count it as a safety for the Mashers.
RESULT: MM 2 - MCHP 0