Pandas vs. Mutants

The Sexual Harassment Pandas vs. The Morbus Mutants

@ The Technodrome

Paragon Percentage: Mario will enter play. Sexual Harassment Mario? Oh, I see.....



Coin Toss: Pandas win, will receive.

Kickoff: Ghost Rider kicks to Fred Flintstone who doesn't let anything like the futuristic motorcycle or flaming skulls freak him out, running a 76 yard return touchdown. The Pandas aren't fucking around here. Actually, with a name like that, they are. But you get the point.

Entire Game Synopsis: Brother Crowe is injured early on by Meatwad in a horrible ground beef related disaster, and when teammate Ben Hawkins attempts to heal him Master Shake proves how little of a fuck he gives and takes out Hawkins too. The ATHF is forced off the field and replaced by the Vogons, while Seto Kaiba and Oblina replace the injured Mutants. But their day doesn't get any better when Seto is harmed by Rocky, leaving the team with no one capable of performing quarterback duties effectively. Hong Kong Phooey tries but it is just sad. Down syndrome sad. Not Down syndrome funny. Just all sad. Meanwhile the Pandas, strengthened by Mario's presence, consistently score. Additionally, rarely are the Mutants ever able to maintain possession for a full four downs as Mario takes over defense after the first quarter and intercepts constantly.

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