Aberrations vs. Hippie Punchers

The Asgardian Aberrations

vs.

The Mann Co. Hippie Punchers

@ The Singasteinn Superdome

Paragon Percentage: Ellen Ripley and The Goddamned Batman will be entering the game.

Coin Toss: Hippie Punchers win, will receive

(The Hippie Punchers being escorted to the arena)

Kickoff: GIR does a light kick that Turin picks up after a brief scramble. Turin shakes off Legolas but is tackled by Venom after a large gain.

First Quarter: Ripley and Hammer manage a combo that gets around Lobo on the third down and score the first touchdown of the game and Ripley follows that with a fake pass conversion. Gaining possession, the Aberrations look to fight back with Batman and Legolas outrunning War Machine for another third down touchdown and conversion. This back-and-forth possession scoring sequence stays on target for the first round as the teams get into a groove, ending with a tied score. But such peace was not meant to last.

Second Quarter: Starting much like the first quarter, the two teams strict to good solid football and both score. Finallythe Aberrations catch a break when Brienne manages to injure War Machine, who returns the favor in his final seconds. The two are removed and Turin heads to the defense for the Punchers while Casey Jones takes over his offensive position. Ouka walks in and heals Brienne of her wounds, taking them upon herself. The game continues and the Aberrations manage to pull slightly ahead as Turin gets into the groove of defense.

Third Quarter: Ripley brings the Punchers back up to score with a third and long kick by Pyro, overtaking the Aberrations by one point. Batman comes in and performs a shotgun play but is halted after a short gain by Turin. After a moment the crowd and teams realize that neight of them are getting up. Medics (not Medic, he would be no help here) are called and both are declared dead on the scene. Turin sacrificed himself for a fatal stab wound to Batman. The Aberrations are stunned. Hawkeye steps in for the dearly departed while Ripley moves to defense, handing QB duties for the Punchers back to Batman's old friend Jim Gordon. Who knew his weak spots.

Fourth Quarter: The fourth and final quarter comes over a somber crowd and the Aberrations have possession. A fixed GIR (thanks to Donatello) tries to cheer up his teammates but they are determined to avenge the dead. Hawkeye launches to Goro who never fumbles and takes over the lead with a long touchdown run. Ripley prevents the try and the Hippie Punchers regain possession. The normal plan for the HPs is to just injure everyone in the fourth round as their lineup includes several players with 100% injury chance by then. However, the Aberrations are fielding Lobo for defense and he can't be injured. After a couple unsuccessful attempts at injuring, the Hippie Punchers call a timeout and bring Ripley back out for offense as well. She relies on the faster-than-Lobo Carnage to land a touchdown and attempts another conversion but is thwarted by Lobo. Gaining possession, Vash (who has been pretending to be stupid the whole game) shows his full skills and easily gets by the by-now warn out Ripley who is playing both offense and defense. The Aberrations take the lead again but the try fails as Ripley is onto Vash by then.  The last few seconds of play find the Hippie Punchers with possesion. Concentrated efforts see a second down pass play to Carnage for a touchdown granting them the win by one point. Possession won this game.

Result: AA 60 - MCHP 61

SECOND AND THIRD DEATHS OF THE SEASON
RIP: Mister The Goddamned Batman and Turin Turambar