The Enterprise Explorers vs. The Planet Zeist Phoenixes
@ The Memory Alpha Amphitheatre
Kickoff: Lohan kicks entire length of field, Potter catches. Brought down by Duncan/Spidey on own 37.
1st Quarter Synopsis: Aquaman passes to Potter who laterals to McClane. McClane runs for first touchdown of game. Try fails. The rest of the quarter is scoreless and a stalemate increasingly close to the 50 until The Comedian manages to injure McClane and Aquaman but is also injured himself in the process. Hellboy replaces The Comedian while The Doctor takes over Aquaman's QB duties and Raphael replaces McClane. In the final seconds of the quarter, Connor connects with Spidey for a touchdown. Try succeeds.
2nd Quarter Synopsis: Before play, Sam Winchester and The Doctor exchange positions. Sam passes to Captain America who runs in for a touchdown followed by a successful two point conversion. Connor responds by connecting to Spidey and Jason Bourne repeatedly who can not be caught by the opposing team. However all his tries fail. In the final try, Picard angrily replaced Sobchak for defense and manages to seriously injure Spiderman and Bourne. They are replaced by Rocky Douglas and Nightcrawler while Dean Winchester takes over for Nightcrawler.
3rd Quarter Synopsis: With the running game of the Phoenixes no longer impossible, the Explorers rally a bit. Captain manages another touchdown but the following try fails. The score stays the same as the team battles around the EE 15 most of the quarter until Chris Benoit goes literally ape shit. Though he injures himself, he manages to succeed on an 85 yard touchdown and a two point conversion. He is replaced by Indiana Jones.
4th Quarter Synopsis: Trailing, Hellboy transforms and easily manages a touchdown and injures Sobchak. Hellboy is fatigued and replaced by Shredder, while Sobchak is replaced by Bebop. The following try fails. Sam and Jean-Luc manage a slow run play that results in a touchdown. On 3rd and 3, Dean and Shredder lose it. Dean drives through Hong Kong Phooey while Supershredder manages a touchdown. Lohan is too drunk to succeed on the kick, and time runs out while the Explorers have possesion.
RESULT: EE 34 - PZP 37
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