@ Seacouver Stadium
Toss: Headcrabs win, will receive.
Kickoff: Lohan kicks, Neo catches, avoids being taken down until the HC 40YL by Optimus Prime.
1st: Demoman manages to launch three successful touchdowns to Neo, who manages to avoid Optimus Prime. Gandalf holds back the Phoenixes mostly, other than a play where Nightcrawler managed to teleport around him for a touchdown. In the final bits of the quarter, The Comedian gets tired of this shit and takes the old man out, allowing another touchdown by Spider-man. Gandalf is replaced by Hulk Hogan, while The Comedian is removed from play and replaced by Optimus Prime, while Hellboy takes over Prime's previous defense duties.
2nd: Though Batman manages to find himself open in nearly every play, Demoman doesn't realize it until well into the quarter. Once he does, he begins a quick series of successful scoring via Batman during the team's possessions. Meanwhile, Spiderman, Bourne, and Duncan each land a touchdown themselves for their team. No tries are successful for either team. Tired of Batman's shit, Hellboy goes beastmode and takes out Batman (by breaking his back) and Demoman (by breaking his spirit [and his back]).
3rd: Bond, back from a quarter with a cheerleader, replaces Demoman while John Carter replaces Batman. Dean Winchester comes in for Hellboy. Carter manages two touchdowns, but the tide turns as the Phoenixes steamroll over Hogan.
4th: Bond leaves with a cheerleader and is replaced by Marvin White, who is immediately ran over by Dean Winchester who carries the fumble for a touchdown. Marvin is replaced by King Arthur, and Dean by Madea. The spy manages two running plays but the clock runs out before the headcrabs can rally back fully.
RESULT: C17FHC 57 - PZP 64
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