Briefs vs. Guardians

The Bikini Bottom Briefs vs. The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Fallen Star Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Link will be assisting the Guardians on the field.
Coin Toss: Briefs win, will receive.
Kickoff: Goku kicks to Machete Cortez. Machete carries but is more interested in tackling than gaining yardage, and is brought down after a very short gain by Aragorn.

First Quarter: The Briefs receive their first of several devestating blows (ha, briefs...blows...ha) when Jaina Proudmoore sacks and injures Saruman. This begins a progressive series of sacks that sees the team run out of quarterbacks by emptying their bench by the quarters end. Though Jaina is judged to have not been overly aggressive, she opts to remove herself as a token of sportsmanship but it is for nothing when she is replaced by Godzilla - who could care less about hurting people. The refs agree to allow the game to continue if the Guardians will remove their quarterback. As a result Link moves to Flex and Obi-Wan leaves the field.

Second Quarter: The referee's allowance lasts about four minutes into the second quarter when Godzilla takes out two more Briefs. The game is shut down and the Guardians receive a victory by default.

Result: BBB 7 - CCG 15