@ The Singasteinn Superdome
CONFERENCE QUALIFIERS
Toss: Explorers win, will receive.
Kickoff: Megaman launches, Potter catches, Grodd tackles at the EE 22YL
1st: Grodd prevents any forward movement the Explorers attempt until, at 4th and long, Potter pulls the Deus ex Machina and manages a touchdown. Enraged, Grodd brutally shows Potter a muggle variant of the Cruciatus Curse and is removed by the refs, and manages to ignore the play itself so the try succeeds. Potter is removed by Death. Wolverine replaces Grodd while Raphael comes in for Potter. Over the next few place, and intense hatred builds up between Raphael and Wolverine, eventually exploding in the final moments of the quarter Raphael is in possession. He manages to injure Wolverine, who recovers instantly while Raphael is unaware and creates some turtle soup. This causes a fumble which Wolverine recovers and manages to run to the EE 4 before - Holy fucking shit, Benoit. Just, Benoit. This guy has issues. You think Logan is fucked up? Spend a weekend at the Benoit house. Benoit comes at Wolvy with such ferocity even he is confused, but he manages to headbut him so hard that Logan loses his memory and isn't aware of what he should be doing. Benoit succeeds on the reverse fumble, passing out after a 96 yard drive. With a confused Wolverine still in play, the Explorers manage a two point conversion.
2nd: Coach Heimdall pulls Wolverine and replaces him with Storm. Jesus manages two successful long passes to Aragon for touchdowns during this quarter but is blocked by Hong Kong Phooey more often than not, while the third string defense of the Aberrations can't hold back the onslaught of McClane and Captain America. The Explorers pull far ahead but tragedy strikes near the end of the half when Storm teaches Hong Kong Phooey what happens when a dog is struck by lightning (for at-home viewers, read: the same thing that happens to everything else). Spawn replaces Phooey, but can't catch Aragon who manages a long third touchdown for the quarter.
3rd: With weak defenses on both sides, the teams begin to increase their score but the spread itself remains relatively the same. The quarter is relatively uneventful.
4th: In a surprising start, Morpheus and Aragorn manage to injure McClane and Winchester, severly harming the Explorer's lineup. Indiana Jones and Tyler Durden replace them, but can't perform as well because Jones has horrible 4th quarters and Durden can never catch the pass plays because he is actually the one throwing them. The Aberrations take advantage and begin to rally, though the Explorers still manage a touchdown with Captain America - bringing the score to a dead even with 12 seconds to play. In a surprising move, the Aberrations bring out their kicker Megaman who launches a perfect field goal.
RESULT: AA 62 - EE 59
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