Season 3, Week 3 Interim: The Coalition of the Killing

CLANDESTINE MEETING

In the middle of the night, all coaches (except Lt. Columbo of the Eels) 

received the following letter from Princess Bubblegum of the Militants.

All the receiving teams responded.

With the stakes drawn on attendance, members from those teams interested

in joining this Coalition of the Killing begin making their way to the Bad Lands of Ooo.

*Indiana Jones climbs Mountains, cuts through jungles, outruns giant rolling balls, angry Natives, Nazis and Evil Indians, braces against the coldest winter snows, rescues a few damsels in distress and tears up his clothes accidentally revealing a patch of chest before arriving at OOO bloody but with his trademark smile and dimple*

 The journey to the land of Ooo was not difficult for the Automatons team. Professor Layton initially contacted Char Aznable, the Red Comet, to charter transportation in the MSN-04 Sazabi, but the secret was spoiled by Iskandar, the King of Conquerors. So interested in this journey to the strange land that the Rider class hero convinced his teammates and allies to go with him, much to the chagrin of his master, Waver Velvet. 
In all, the final total of arrivals to Ooo consisted of Professor Layton and Char in the Sazabi, Sagara Sousuke in the Arbalest, the two kings Iskandar and Saber on Iskandar's own Gordius Wheel, and even Kirby managed to ride there on the Dragoon with Blackbeard holding on for dear life. What kind of plans would everyone have by coming to this secret meeting?

Newman arrives in Ooo via highly energy inefficient hybrid going 30 the whole way. He shows up just to spite Kramer who he assumes didn't get an invitation.

Leia arrives in a Z83 S-class Cloud Car speeder. 
(It really was as easy as that.)

Meanwhile, the Crows send out a message to the Aberrations, Pandas, Browncoats, and the Eels themselves to see if they'd like to have a fun time crashing the party. The Aberrations and Pandas sign on, and we wait for confirmation from the other two for this Coalition of the Chilling.

Additionally, the Aberrations send a care package to the Eels:

A gargoyle files from a chasm that appeared outside Guilder Bay, and drops a package at the 50 yard line with a note for Lt. Columbo and package for Lord Voldemort.

The package to Voldemort has a fan letter attached, signed by both the leaders of the hive mind, and the present team of the Asgardian Aberrations. Claiming to be his "Number 1 Fans" and "Keep up the good work". Lastly, that they hope the gift is suitable.

Upon opening the box, a wand has been carefully wrapped in flesh (origin questionable) and a note describing it's makeup.
Haft - Whittled World Tree
Core - Phoenix Feather (for familiarity)
Pommel - Uru

The letter to Lt. Columbo describes the matters at hand with the other teams in the league, and fear of Lord Voldemort and further killing. It says that the Aberrations, while notably are not siding with the Eels, are remaining completely neutral in the matter. And hope this token of goodwill is appreciated. The letter is signed by Coach Heimdall, and says "P.S. If the Hippie Punchers were still here, nobody would have even noticed."

Tune in Next week for the conclusion of this exhibition event.