THE ALDERAAN MIA
vs.
THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDAS
Coin Toss: Pandas win, will receive
Kickoff: Aragorn kicks to Fred Flintstone, who makes a large gain before being taken down by Mr. Fantastic.
Entire Game Synopsis: This game, holy shit this game. We see two very unique play styles. The "Fastest Team Alive" MIA against a strong passing team: the Pandas. What ends up saving the day for the MIA is that they have slower carrying time, typically scoring touchdowns with just one play with their speed that the Kingsguard just can't outmatch, and their superior tactical knowledge thanks to Dash. Meanwhile the Pandas play a strong passing game that sees successive first downs leading to touchdowns that Grodd on the MIA offense can't keep up with. Here is a typical MIA running play:
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| With lines like this, you'd think Marty was on their team and not an opponent. |
Final: MIA 60 - SHP 54
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