Eels vs. Sentinels

THE GUILDER BAY SHRIEKING EELS

vs.

THE CYBERTRON SENTINELS

Coin Toss: The Sentinels with Han always shoot first, so they win and will receive.

Kickoff: Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ comes out and kicks a fair distance to Sentinel catcher (in many ways...) Ana Steele, who ends up covered in web and tied up by Spider-Man after a short gain. She loves it. 

1st Quarter: The Sentinels press forward when Ethan Hunt manages to bypass The Hulk for a touchdown. A pissed off Hulk gets even angrier when Ichigo succeeds on the extra point kick. The Eels gain possession and while in play Eel Loras keeps commenting and giving compliments to the Sentinel Data, which overloads his emotion chip and makes him feel love for the first time (that time with Yar was just sex). Data leaves the Sentinels (replaced by Dan Connor, who follows him) for the game to sit with Loras and cheer him on. This greatly weakens the Sentinel offense as they no longer can predict the movements of The Hulk. The Eels touchdown with Alcide and Spidey swings in for the conversion. A weakened offensive Sentinels line comes out for a hard press forward until finally, on a fourth down, He-Man summons Battle Cat and bypasses Hulk. Ichigo succeeds on the kick again. 

2nd Quarter: Dan Connor finally has turned down Data's emotion chip and the now-upset-at-being-fooled android rejoins his team. The eels take it in stride and begin verbally calling out their next plays anyways, and still succeeding as the G.I. Joes just can't compete. When the Sentinels gain possession, Hulk does the same with his plays though all he says is "hulk smash." It is still deadly accurate. Alcide injures Boba Fett, He-Man, and Data in one horribly pissed off play after the Fett's arm cannon injures Bill Clinton, and is forced to leave the game. Voldemort comes out for the former President and Bean comes out for Alcide, while the Eels bring out Megatron, Optimus Primal, and Engineer. 

2nd Half: Only once do the Eels find themselves back in the end zone. Though Engineer keeps giving out solid advice and play strategies to his team, The pissed off Hulk is able to halt most of his team. Meanwhile the G. I. Joe offense can't hold back the might of the Eels. In the final moments of play, as the clock ticks down and the teams go ahead and enter the field to begin shaking hands, Ethan Hunt falls dead. Lord Voldemort slips away from the crowd and the clock hits zero. 

Final: GBSE 48 - CS 20

RIP
Ethan Hunt
1962 - 2013