THE GUILDER BAY SHRIEKING EELS
vs.
THE BIG DAMN BROWNCOATS
Coin Toss: Eels win, will kick
Kickoff: Jesus comes out and kicks for a pickup by Spy, who manages to return for a touchdown. But the crowd goes silent when they see that Browncoat Quarterback Neil Degrasse Tyson is down. "Jesus" begins to laugh and the crowd notices that it isn't his normal #1 jersey but the #7 of 7 of Lord Voldemort, who polymorphs back to his regular self and cackles as he leaves the field. Degrasse is dead.
Game Synopsis: An angered Browncoat offense brings out second string QB Stainless Steel Rat, and begin an aggressive running game that sees them put many points on the board in the first half. But this proves to be their downfall, as a pissed off Hulk finally manages to get his hands on Spy and Rey Mysterio and injures them, while Professor X successfully mind controls Glenn Rhee - wrecking the superior speed of the Browncoats. The Eels pull ahead and spend the last quarter padding their lead.
Final: GBSE 53 - BDB 30
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| RIP 1958 - 2013 |
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