Crows vs. Eels

THE CHARMING CROWS

vs.

THE GUILDER BAY SHRIEKING EELS

Coin Toss: Eels win, will kick

Kickoff: Voldemort kicks for a pick up by Edward Mullen who makes a small gain before being tackled by Alcide. 

Game Synopsis: Loras almost immediately manages to seduce Cullen to the Eels, but Professor X fails to get into Kong's head and have him defect. The Crows establish a great running game while the Eels possess a much more refined passing game. The game looks to be an upset in the first half, as the Crows pull ahead of the Eels. But in the fourth quarter Voldemort gets tired of his team not getting past King Kong and "takes care of the problem" while a increasingly pissed off Hulk begins to block the Crows. The second half sees the Eels catch up and bypass the Crows. However it turns out that King Kong isn't dead and was tricking Voldemort, and he returns now with a lightning scar on his face and begins to block the Eel rally, ending the third quarter with a tie. The Hulked-up-Hulk and the boosted King Kong prevent any scores from either team in the fourth. Bean and Neville come out in the fourth to boost their respective teams, but the strong defensive lines still seem not to bulge and we enter overtime. Fed up, Bean gives up the touchdown try and manages a 40+ yard field goal to give the Eels the edge. 

Final: CC 38 - GBSE 41