Militants vs. Automatons

THE MILITANTS OF OOO

vs.

THE MITHRIL AUTOMATONS

Coin Toss: Automatons win, will receive

Kickoff: Hagrid kicks lightly to Kirby, who makes no gain before being taken down by Jake the Dog. 

1st Quarter: Starting strong, Gandalf refuses to allow the Automatons to pass. Having to rely on their running game, the Automatons quickly learn that they can't outrun the Foot Clan. V becomes their only hope but can't get the ball when completely surrounded by Foot every play. The Militants regain the ball Crash avoids the Roughnecks entirely for an immediate touchdown. Hawkeye nails a pass to Jake for the conversion. Time runs out while the Automatons are trying to run back up field with no success. 

2nd Quarter: Kong fails on a 40 yard throwaway fourth down kick and once again the Militants receive the ball. This time the Cheshire Cat avoids the Roughnecks for a touchdown and Hawkeye lands a conversion pass. The Automatons finally manage to make some pass plays which send them further down field. With V still surrounded, Iskandar summons his chariot and rides into the end zone. The team plays it safe and Kong succeeds on the extra point kick. The militans regain the ball with a while left and do a hand off to Hagrid. With no one on their team able to tackle him, Hagrid makes a very slow touchdown that runs out the clock. The team fails to make the conversion. 

3rd Quarter: Blackbeard steals Hagrid's kink and himself returns for an extremely slow touchdown. Down a bit the Automatons go for the conversion but are blocked by the Foot Clan. The Militants regain possession and once again Crash ignores the Roughnecks for an immediate touchdown followed up by Hawkeye landing a conversion pass. Kirby manages to suck in all the Foot Clan while Sailor Moon sneaks in for the touchdown unmolested. This time the team succeeds on the conversion.

4th Quarter: Once again with the ball, this time the militants begin trying to let the clock run out. Eventually Hawkeye manages a touchdown pass and then Jake stretches into the endzone for the conversion. The Automatons regain the ball, and get their last touchdown with seconds left after the Gelatinous Cube absorbs the abilities of the Foot Clan. They succeed on the conversion but it isn't enough to prevent the upset. 

Final: MOO 38 - MA 29