Automatons vs Lycanthropes

The Mithril Automatons

vs.

The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ Tuatha de Danaan

Paragon Percentage: Wonder Woman will enter play.

Coin Toss: Lycans win, will receive

Kickoff: Zapp kicks to Xena, who escapes a few tackle attempts to make a large gain before being brought down by Saber.

Synopsis: With their paragon in play, the Lycans slowly pull ahead though its still a tough match. No major highlights to report of.

Result: MA 27 - LL 45

Lycanthropes vs Team America

The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

vs.

Team America: The Freedom City Stars & Stripes

@ The All-American Astrodome

 Paragon Percentage: Wonder Woman will enter play.

Coin Toss: Team America wins, will receive.

Kickoff: Bard kicks in long to Captain America, who avoids Hermoine but is taken down by Red Sonja.

Entire Game Synopsis: After a promising start by the patriotic Team America, Wonder Woman and Hermoine team up to pull all the resources at hand into a formidable steamroll of shitkicking.

Result: LL 81 - FCS&S 13

Explorers vs. Lycanthropes

The Enterprise Explorers vs. The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ Memory Alpha Astrodome

Paragon Percentage: Neight paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Explorers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Bard sends a long one that is picked up by Durin's Bane the Balrog, who is brought down by Red Sonja with barely any gain.

Entire Game Synopsis: The end result here was based on possession. The teams go back and forth scoring, with kinks leveling out any advance the other team made. The Lycans pull slightly ahead thanks to a couple tries that Bard succeeded on where Voldemort failed. Highlights include Dexter determining whether it was Xena or Sonja who had hit their period; Tom, Bert, and Bill discussing cooking [Darkwing] Duck, and Quagmire failing horribly hitting on Gabrielle, Xena, Wonder Woman, and Red Sonja.

Result: EE 42 - LL 44



Steamies vs. Lycanthropes

The Sodor Steamies vs. The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ The Ballpark of Pleasure

Paragon Percentage: Wonder Woman will enter play.

Coin Toss: The Lycanthropes win, will receive

Kickoff: Kimberly kicks in to Xena, who makes a large gain and nearly scores but is brought down for a first and short by Bullroarer Took.

Entire Game Synopsis: Hermoine expertly delivers her carriers into the end zone time and time again. The Steamies are hurt early on when the venerable Raistlin is injured and then his replacement Lord Adarbrent is as well, leaving the team without anyone who can match wits with Ms. Granger/Mrs. Weasley (depending on how old you're visualizing her, and lets be honest pervert you're visualizing the younger version...). Xena, Sonja, and Conan begin an epic series of Quests for the Endzone and by the middle of the second quarter the Steamies lose all faith and just break down.

Result: SS 11 - LL 92

Spacies vs. Lycanthropes

They Came From Outer Space!

vs.

The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ The Ball Park of Pleasure

Paragon Percentage: Captain Kirk and Wonder Woman will both enter play.

Coin Toss: The Spacies win, will receive.

Not to be confused with The Kevin Spaceys!

Kickoff: Bard the Bowman starts with a long kickoff that Predator grabs. Cloaking himself, Predator slips by the confused Lycanthropes and lands a return touchdown. 

First Quarter: Captain Kirk hits on Wonder Woman nonstop, and though she turns him down he is so persistent that he manages to keep her preoccupied - effectively leaving the game paragon-less. The Spacies start very strong with solid carriers able to easily maneuver around the field, but Hermoine seems to be able to teach her entire squad what signs to look for and begins a War of the Touchdowns as the two teams chance possession back and forth.
Second Quarter: Red Sonja takes out the Predator early in the second quarter, injuring herself as well but slowing down the Spacies running game considerably. Lestat comes to the Spacies aid while Sonja is replaced by John Carter. The Lycanthropes take this opportunity to take over the lead and create a significant lead but are dismayed when in the final seconds of the half Hermoine is injured. 

Third Quarter: Radagast comes out to fill the place of Hermoine, but is too disinterested in people to be as effective of a teacher as her. As a result the entire Lycanthrope team seems to not function quite as well. Meanwhile Neo seems to be gaining his feet and pulls off a triple play of Touchdown-Turnover-Touchdown to significantly lessen the gap gained in the previous quarter. This is followed by Hellboy going beastmode and The 9th Doctor pulling off a conversion to leave the score tied going into the fourth. 

Fourth Quarter: Xena and Gabrielle team together to pull the Lycanthropes out of their lethargy, but a beefed up Neo doesn't give them any chance to blow the score out of the water.  Tied and with seconds remaining, Neo pulls off the Spacie Signature Play Nebuchadnezzar’s Gambit and Neo accepts his fate and  flies into the endzone. 

Result: TCFOS 71 - LL 65

Aberattions vs. Lycanthropes

The Asgardian Aberrations vs The Lankmar Lycanthropes

@ The Ballpark of Pleasure

 

Toss: Lycans win, will receive.
Kickoff: Megaman kicks, Bender catches, is decimated by Grodd. Safety Aberrations.
1st: Jesus Christ (the expression, not the quarterback) - what a one-sided affair this is. Almost as if he is just showing off, Jesus lands a touchdown with every legal carrier on his team before the quarter ends. Grodd holds the Lycans at bay until finally a pissed off Terminator takes him out with a sacrifice play, allowing Animal to get the first score of the game for the team.
2nd: Wolverine replaces Grodd while Worf comes in for the Terminator and Mr. Wizard takes over for Daredevil. With the field support of Mr. Wizard, he convinces the coach to replace Cookie Monster with - what, Peter Gibbons? Okay. Lets just see. Oh, and now we know why. A carefree Gibbons just took out Jesus because he said he needed a case f the Sundays. Data replaces him, but Gibbons pulls a portable electric screwdriver and messes with Data's wiring. Gibbons is removed for this illegal action (Worf steps in), and Data is temporarily replaced by Ricky Bobby while his teammates attempt to reconfigure him. Animal manages two touchdowns before Wolverine snaps and confuses the furry creature for his old brother. What happens next can't be discussed in front of all audiences, and we have to cut to commercial for the half.
3rd: When we come back, Wolverine and Animal are no where to be seen though 25 square yards of the field seem to be covered in blood. Luigi and Daredevil seem to be in their place. With bad defense, the Lycans begin to close the gap the Aberrations created initially. However, Worf can't keep Aragorn at bay who manages to finally get a touchdown at the end of the quarter when Data returns and the inept Luigi goes back to the bench.
4th: The first half of this quarter shows the tactical might of Data and Mr. Wizard, with each team scoring and succeeding on conversions over and over. Then, in consecutive possessions, both are injured. Luigi comes back in while Ender Wiggins comes into play. Ender manages to land a touchdown via Goku and the try suceeds, bringing the score to a dead tie. Worf finally manages to prevent Aragon from getting around him, seriously injuring him and causing a fumble which gives the possession back to the Lycans. After a team huddle, and in a surprising move, on a fourth down Ender passes to Goku who seems to run directly purposely off field into the Asgardian sidelines. In the confusion, Megaman is seriously injured while on the bench. Palpatine, also on the bench, convinces the refs that it was on purpose and the play is reversed, resulting in possesion returning to the Aberrations. At first the coach calls for a tie-breaking field goal, but realizes Megaman is injured. Relying on third-string players mostly, the ball is given to one of the few starters left: Barkley. With the aid of Morpheus, Barkley manages to land a Chaos Dunk during the buzzer to give the Aberrations the conference title.

RESULT: AA 95 - LL 89

Coalition vs. Lycanthropes

The Central City Coalition vs. The Lankmar Lycanthropes
@ The Ballpark of Pleasure
CONFERENCE QUALIFIERS

Coin Toss: Lycans win, will receive
Kickoff: Iron Man launches to Bender, who could easily lateral to Animal for a kickoff return touchdown but refuses to give up the ball and is taken down by Black Manta at the LL 45.
Synopsis: The Lycans stick to a simple yet effective game with Mr. Wizard relieving Daredevil and relying heavily on Animal while Black Manta can not keep up. Conversely, The Cookie Monster is all but useless against the offensive might of the Coalition. We end up watching a game of constant touchdowns, with the DST of each team eventually being injured and slowly replaced by a benchwarmer. This is constant the entire game except a few key moments: Goku ruins a perfect chance for a touchdown while not paying attention to the clock; Superman is injured by Green Lantern's new green suit made of Kryptonite which Mr. Wizard snuck to him at half time; Iron Man and Sinestro are both removed from play for illegal carrying and fighting. It is these final losses that allow the Lycans to narrowly win the day.

RESULT: CCC 87 - LL 103

Headcrabs vs. Lycanthropes

City 17 Fighting Headcrabs vs. The Lankmar Lycantropes

@ The Ballpark of Pleasure

Coin Toss: Headcrabs Win, will receive.
Kickoff: Conan kicks to Neo, taken down at the LL 20 by The Terminator.
1st: The Headcrabs land two touchdowns with successful conversions and the Lycans pull in Mr. Wizard. Though the crabs grab one more conversion-less touchdown, Mr. Wizard leads the Lycans to three touchdowns as well with all succesful tries.
2nd: For the majority of the quarter it plays out the exact same until on the ifnal try by the Lycans, Jaina sacks Mr. Wizard. The conversion fails and Mr. Wizard is replaced by Daredevil who started.
3rd/4th: Thrall is injured early on and replaced by Hulk Hogan. Without the tactical experience of Mr. Wizard, the Lycans do not land as many successful plays or block as much. The Headcrabs begin to pull away which continues into the 4th quarter which they then dominate.

RESULT: C17FH 76 - LL 41

Lycanthropes vs. Hippie Punchers

The Lankmar Lycanthropes vs. Mann Co. Hippie Punchers

@ The Dust Bowl

Coin Toss: Punchers win, will kick
Kickoff: Sniper kicks, Bender catches. In the next 25 yards, the following players are injured: Robin Hood, Jules, Strahd, Pinhead, Goku, and The Terminator. The Soldier is removed from play by the refs.
1st Quarter Synopsis: To replace injured and blackflaged players, the Lycans bring out Mr. Wizard, Inspector Gadget and Worf. The Hippie Punchers bring out Raistlin Majere, Engineer, and Marv. No one scores during the entire quarter, though the teams manage to injure one on each side again: Donatello (replaced by Ender) and Marv (replaced by the lifeless corpse of Benjamin Harrison).
2nd Quarter Synopsis: Finally gaining a foothold with his team, Mr. Wizard to three touchdowns via Animal and Daredevil. One two point conversion is successful, the other tries fail. Not to be outdone, The Engineer and Raistlin lead the Hippie Punchers through two touchdowns, a 1 point try, and manage to injure Bender, Mr. Wizard, and Worf. The Lycans are forced to not only bring their last two benchwarmers out, but Cookie Monster must play offense as well.
3rd Quarter Synopsis: After 1 successful block, the lifeless corpse is in pieces and removed from the field. It is given an honorable burial in the giant pit from the Kickoff Fiasco. Splinter replaces. Out of ammo, the Hippie Punchers manage not to injure any new players and the Lycans manage two more touchdowns but are too nervous to attempt serious tries and fail.
4th Quarter Synopsis: The Scout comes back strong with two touchdowns but is shut out of the endzone during tries and injured by a hyped up Cookie Monster. He is replaced by ALF, effectively ruining any chance of finishing the Hippie Punchers last quarter rally.

RESULT: LL 32 - MCHP 25