OGREs Developmental League

OGREs Developmental League
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Monday, February 4, 2013

Lycanthropes vs. Hippie Punchers

The Lankmar Lycanthropes vs. Mann Co. Hippie Punchers
@ The Dust Bowl



Coin Toss: Punchers win, will kick
Kickoff: Sniper kicks, Bender catches. In the next 25 yards, the following players are injured: Robin Hood, Jules, Strahd, Pinhead, Goku, and The Terminator. The Soldier is removed from play by the refs.
1st Quarter Synopsis: To replace injured and blackflaged players, the Lycans bring out Mr. Wizard, Inspector Gadget and Worf. The Hippie Punchers bring out Raistlin Majere, Engineer, and Marv. No one scores during the entire quarter, though the teams manage to injure one on each side again: Donatello (replaced by Ender) and Marv (replaced by the lifeless corpse of Benjamin Harrison).
2nd Quarter Synopsis: Finally gaining a foothold with his team, Mr. Wizard to three touchdowns via Animal and Daredevil. One two point conversion is successful, the other tries fail. Not to be outdone, The Engineer and Raistlin lead the Hippie Punchers through two touchdowns, a 1 point try, and manage to injure Bender, Mr. Wizard, and Worf. The Lycans are forced to not only bring their last two benchwarmers out, but Cookie Monster must play offense as well.
3rd Quarter Synopsis: After 1 successful block, the lifeless corpse is in pieces and removed from the field. It is given an honorable burial in the giant pit from the Kickoff Fiasco. Splinter replaces. Out of ammo, the Hippie Punchers manage not to injure any new players and the Lycans manage two more touchdowns but are too nervous to attempt serious tries and fail.
4th Quarter Synopsis: The Scout comes back strong with two touchdowns but is shut out of the endzone during tries and injured by a hyped up Cookie Monster. He is replaced by ALF, effectively ruining any chance of finishing the Hippie Punchers last quarter rally.
RESULT: LL 32 - MCHP 25

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