Spartans vs Explorers

The Requiem Spartans vs The Enterprise Explorers

@ Memory Alpha Astrodome

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive

Kickoff: Lord Voldemort kicks to Spy, who sneaks by the Explorers for a quick touchdown.

Synopsis: The score stays close until the middle of the second quarter when the Nazgul injures Green Arrow. Already at a tactical disadvantage, the Spartans fall behind and fail to catch up. Highlights include the Balrog and King Kong in a pissing contest on the sidelines about who is bigger.

Result: RS 33 - EE 47

Explorers vs Doctors

The Enterprise Explorers

vs.

The DHARMA Doctors

@ Some Fucking Island In The Middle of Nowhere

Paragon Percentage: Wolverine will enter play.

(I googled Wolverine+Football. Close enough.)

Coin Toss: Doctors win, will receive.
Kickoff: Lord Voldemort kicks off to Storm Shadow, who is taken down by Balrog.

Entire Game Synopsis: Though the Doctors manage to score at times, they're always a step behind the Explorers who overpower them. With Wolverine in play, the score quickly grows ahead of them until there is no hope of recovery. Highlights include Aquaman causing Thunder to flip over in the dock nearby, causing Hurricane and Bru to go check on their boat and then drown slowly.

RIP Randolph J. "Hurricane" Spencer, Martin "Bru" Brubaker, and "Thunder"

Result: EE 87 - DD 41

Explorers vs. Lycanthropes

The Enterprise Explorers vs. The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ Memory Alpha Astrodome

Paragon Percentage: Neight paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Explorers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Bard sends a long one that is picked up by Durin's Bane the Balrog, who is brought down by Red Sonja with barely any gain.

Entire Game Synopsis: The end result here was based on possession. The teams go back and forth scoring, with kinks leveling out any advance the other team made. The Lycans pull slightly ahead thanks to a couple tries that Bard succeeded on where Voldemort failed. Highlights include Dexter determining whether it was Xena or Sonja who had hit their period; Tom, Bert, and Bill discussing cooking [Darkwing] Duck, and Quagmire failing horribly hitting on Gabrielle, Xena, Wonder Woman, and Red Sonja.

Result: EE 42 - LL 44



Spacies vs. Explorers

They Came From Outer Space!

vs.

The Enterprise Explorers

@ Memory Alpha Astrodome

 Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play

Coin Toss: Explorers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Eragon kicks to the Balrog known as Durin's Bane, who is brought down by the xenomorph Alien after a decent gain.
Entire Game Synopsis: This is a game of Ender vs.Data in essence. The two manage to lead their respective defensive lineups to preemptively prevent the offensive lines from maneuvering an advantage. Though kinks come into play occasionally and allow the teams to score, the opponents catch up quickly.

Overtime Synopsis: With just a few injuries and mostly starter first-string players, both teams head into overtime tied with high hopes. The Spacies have the possession but fail a passing play for their fourth down and the Explorers attempt a running game but are unable to gain the field they need. Sudden Death Overtime comes and goes and the teams are tied.

Result: TCFOS! 45 - EE 45

Steamies vs. Explorers

The Sodor Steamies vs. The Enterprise Explorers

@ Suddery Stadium 

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.
Coin Toss: Explorers win, will receive.
Kickoff: Kimberly kicks off the game and Durin's Bane snatches it up. Gorilla Grodd attempts a stop and is successful but seriously injured. The Balrog and Grodd are both removed from play, replaced by Bane and Ivan Ooze respectively.

Entire Game Synopsis: Sadly, this is a case of a great quarterback with no support. Raistlin has the tactical skills and pulls off some great plays with what he has to work with, but without his main "man" Grodd he just can't withstand Aquaman's better gallery of teammates to work with and he can't get by the Nazgul enough to close the gap. Throughout the game the Explorers slowly pull away. Bullroarer does manage to score a couple times and for some unknown reason at one point the game is stopped when Wolverine (who is not in play) visciously attacks the murlocs (who are also not in play).

Result: SS 13 - EE 43

Aberrations vs. Explorers

The Asgardian Aberrations vs. The Enterprise Explorers
@ The Singasteinn Superdome
CONFERENCE QUALIFIERS

Toss: Explorers win, will receive.
Kickoff: Megaman launches, Potter catches, Grodd tackles at the EE 22YL
1st: Grodd prevents any forward movement the Explorers attempt until, at 4th and long, Potter pulls the Deus ex Machina and manages a touchdown. Enraged, Grodd brutally shows Potter a muggle variant of the Cruciatus Curse and is removed by the refs, and manages to ignore the play itself so the try succeeds. Potter is removed by Death. Wolverine replaces Grodd while Raphael comes in for Potter. Over the next few place, and intense hatred builds up between Raphael and Wolverine, eventually exploding in the final moments of the quarter Raphael is in possession. He manages to injure Wolverine, who recovers instantly while Raphael is unaware and creates some turtle soup. This causes a fumble which Wolverine recovers and manages to run to the EE 4 before - Holy fucking shit, Benoit. Just, Benoit. This guy has issues. You think Logan is fucked up? Spend a weekend at the Benoit house. Benoit comes at Wolvy with such ferocity even he is confused, but he manages to headbut him so hard that Logan loses his memory and isn't aware of what he should be doing. Benoit succeeds on the reverse fumble, passing out after a 96 yard drive. With a confused Wolverine still in play, the Explorers manage a two point conversion.
2nd: Coach Heimdall pulls Wolverine and replaces him with Storm. Jesus manages two successful long passes to Aragon for touchdowns during this quarter but is blocked by Hong Kong Phooey more often than not, while the third string defense of the Aberrations can't hold back the onslaught of McClane and Captain America. The Explorers pull far ahead but tragedy strikes near the end of the half when Storm teaches Hong Kong Phooey what happens when a dog is struck by lightning (for at-home viewers, read: the same thing that happens to everything else). Spawn replaces Phooey, but can't catch Aragon who manages a long third touchdown for the quarter.
3rd: With weak defenses on both sides, the teams begin to increase their score but the spread itself remains relatively the same. The quarter is relatively uneventful.
4th: In a surprising start, Morpheus and Aragorn manage to injure McClane and Winchester, severly harming the Explorer's lineup. Indiana Jones and Tyler Durden replace them, but can't perform as well because Jones has horrible 4th quarters and Durden can never catch the pass plays because he is actually the one throwing them. The Aberrations take advantage and begin to rally, though the Explorers still manage a touchdown with Captain America - bringing the score to a dead even with 12 seconds to play. In a surprising move, the Aberrations bring out their kicker Megaman who launches a perfect field goal.

RESULT: AA 62 - EE 59

Explorers vs. Spartans

The Enterprise Explorers vs. The Requiem Spartans
@ The Ivanhoff Memorial Complex

CONFERENCE QUALIFIERS
Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive
Kickoff: Sobchak kicks to Predator who immediately drives home the first touchdown of the game.
1st Half: The first quarter is dominated by the Spartans who continously land pass plays to Predator, but eventually Sam tips off Hong Kong Phooey who duels Predator. Many other Predators show up and commend Hong Kong Phooey for his victory, leaving him with a Predator cloaking device. The second quarter finds a much more concerned Spartans playing a very nervous passing game as an invisible Hong Kong Phooey slowly tracks and murders them. If the refs could see what he was doing, he would be flaged. But they can't. The spartans still hold a slight lead by halftime, but their lineup now consists of QB Rocksteady, RBs Palin and LaRusso, WRs Legolas and Michelangelo, F Jessi Slaughter, and TE The Goonies.
2nd Half: Finally using his Elf Eyes, Legolas spots and manages to deactivate Hong Kong Phooey's armor. Hong Kong, unaware he can be seen, brutally attacks one of The Goonies and is immediately removed from play - Only to be replaced by Spawn. The Goonies never die and are fine. With most of their team down and only a few skilled individuals left, the half becomes a slow rally for the Explorers.
RESULT: EE 39 - RS 23



MIA vs. Explorers

The Alderaan MIA vs. The Enterprise Explorers
@ The Memory Alpha Amphitheatre

Coin Toss: Explorers win, will receive.
Kickoff: Robocop kicks, Harry Potter catches, run most of the length before lateraling to MCClane. McClane scores. Conversion successful.
1st: Sonic manages two running touchdowns (tries unsuccessful) before being injured by Hong Kong Phooey. He is replaced by Scooby Doo. Winchester scores twice and McClane once. All conversion are successful.
2nd: To add insult to injury, this entire quarter is a shut out for the MIAs. Benoit kicks it off with a Do or Die play (he does both) and then Potter pulls a Deus Ex Machina play.
3rd: The MIAS attempt a rally, and do well initially. Captain and Luke both hit the endzone, but no tries are successful and their defense just can't hold back McClane and Winchester who each hit the zone multiple times.
4th: A repeat of the third quarter almost play by play.

RESULT: MIA 36 - EE 102

Explorers vs. Phoenixes

The Enterprise Explorers vs. The Planet Zeist Phoenixes

@ The Memory Alpha Amphitheatre

Coin Toss: PZP wins, will kick
Kickoff: Lohan kicks entire length of field, Potter catches. Brought down by Duncan/Spidey on own 37.
1st Quarter Synopsis: Aquaman passes to Potter who laterals to McClane. McClane runs for first touchdown of game. Try fails. The rest of the quarter is scoreless and a stalemate increasingly close to the 50 until The Comedian manages to injure McClane and Aquaman but is also injured himself in the process. Hellboy replaces The Comedian while The Doctor takes over Aquaman's QB duties and Raphael replaces McClane. In the final seconds of the quarter, Connor connects with Spidey for a touchdown. Try succeeds.
2nd Quarter Synopsis: Before play, Sam Winchester and The Doctor exchange positions. Sam passes to Captain America who runs in for a touchdown followed by a successful two point conversion. Connor responds by connecting to Spidey and Jason Bourne repeatedly who can not be caught by the opposing team. However all his tries fail. In the final try, Picard angrily replaced Sobchak for defense and manages to seriously injure Spiderman and Bourne. They are replaced by Rocky Douglas and Nightcrawler while Dean Winchester takes over for Nightcrawler.
3rd Quarter Synopsis: With the running game of the Phoenixes no longer impossible, the Explorers rally a bit. Captain manages another touchdown but the following try fails. The score stays the same as the team battles around the EE 15 most of the quarter until Chris Benoit goes literally ape shit. Though he injures himself, he manages to succeed on an 85 yard touchdown and a two point conversion. He is replaced by Indiana Jones.
4th Quarter Synopsis: Trailing, Hellboy transforms and easily manages a touchdown and injures Sobchak. Hellboy is fatigued and replaced by Shredder, while Sobchak is replaced by Bebop. The following try fails. Sam and Jean-Luc manage a slow run play that results in a touchdown. On 3rd and 3, Dean and Shredder lose it. Dean drives through Hong Kong Phooey while Supershredder manages a touchdown. Lohan is too drunk to succeed on the kick, and time runs out while the Explorers have possesion.

RESULT: EE 34 - PZP 37