The Asgardian Aberrations vs The Lankmar Lycanthropes
@ The Ballpark of Pleasure
Kickoff: Megaman kicks, Bender catches, is decimated by Grodd. Safety Aberrations.
1st: Jesus Christ (the expression, not the quarterback) - what a one-sided affair this is. Almost as if he is just showing off, Jesus lands a touchdown with every legal carrier on his team before the quarter ends. Grodd holds the Lycans at bay until finally a pissed off Terminator takes him out with a sacrifice play, allowing Animal to get the first score of the game for the team.
2nd: Wolverine replaces Grodd while Worf comes in for the Terminator and Mr. Wizard takes over for Daredevil. With the field support of Mr. Wizard, he convinces the coach to replace Cookie Monster with - what, Peter Gibbons? Okay. Lets just see. Oh, and now we know why. A carefree Gibbons just took out Jesus because he said he needed a case f the Sundays. Data replaces him, but Gibbons pulls a portable electric screwdriver and messes with Data's wiring. Gibbons is removed for this illegal action (Worf steps in), and Data is temporarily replaced by Ricky Bobby while his teammates attempt to reconfigure him. Animal manages two touchdowns before Wolverine snaps and confuses the furry creature for his old brother. What happens next can't be discussed in front of all audiences, and we have to cut to commercial for the half.
3rd: When we come back, Wolverine and Animal are no where to be seen though 25 square yards of the field seem to be covered in blood. Luigi and Daredevil seem to be in their place. With bad defense, the Lycans begin to close the gap the Aberrations created initially. However, Worf can't keep Aragorn at bay who manages to finally get a touchdown at the end of the quarter when Data returns and the inept Luigi goes back to the bench.
4th: The first half of this quarter shows the tactical might of Data and Mr. Wizard, with each team scoring and succeeding on conversions over and over. Then, in consecutive possessions, both are injured. Luigi comes back in while Ender Wiggins comes into play. Ender manages to land a touchdown via Goku and the try suceeds, bringing the score to a dead tie. Worf finally manages to prevent Aragon from getting around him, seriously injuring him and causing a fumble which gives the possession back to the Lycans. After a team huddle, and in a surprising move, on a fourth down Ender passes to Goku who seems to run directly purposely off field into the Asgardian sidelines. In the confusion, Megaman is seriously injured while on the bench. Palpatine, also on the bench, convinces the refs that it was on purpose and the play is reversed, resulting in possesion returning to the Aberrations. At first the coach calls for a tie-breaking field goal, but realizes Megaman is injured. Relying on third-string players mostly, the ball is given to one of the few starters left: Barkley. With the aid of Morpheus, Barkley manages to land a Chaos Dunk during the buzzer to give the Aberrations the conference title.
RESULT: AA 95 - LL 89
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