Browncoats vs Steamies

The Big Damn Browncoats vs. The Sodor Steamies

@ Serenity Valley Stadium

Paragon Percentage: River Tam will enter play!

Coin Toss: Steamies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Ichigo kicks to Gorilla Grodd, who powerhouses by all for an immediate touchdown.

First: The Steamies start strong thanks to Grodd and Raistlin. Easily able to overcome the Browncoats defense until River switches to defense and gridlocks them. After a fast rally, the Browncoats begin to return the favor. The first quarter ends tied.

Second: The Steamies begin to push for another rally that is cut short when Grodd is removed for viscously attacking Frozone on the sidelines. With Grodd out, River and Gromph easily injure the physically frail Raistlin. 

Third & Fourth: With Grodd disqualified and Raistlin injured, the Browncoats halt any further scoring from the Steamies and spend the entire half advancing their lead.

Result: BDB 58 - SS 21

Spacies vs Steamies

They Came From Outer Space!

vs.

The Sodor Steamies

@ Suddery Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Steamies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Eragon kicks to Gorilla Grodd, who drives long but is stopped and injured by Predator who is also injured.

Synopsis: With Grodd out so early, the Steamies lose their strongest player. Raistlin tries to route his players only to be injured as well. Once that happens, the Spacies easily manage to bypass the second-string Steamies.

Result: TCFOS 27 - SS 15

Pandas vs Steamies

The Sexual Harassment Pandas

vs.

The Sodor Steamies

@ Suddery Stadium

 Paragon Percentage: Mario will enter play.

Coin Toss: Steamies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Luigi kicks to Gorilla Grodd, who is beaten by that infamous ape-hater Mario on the 50 yard line.

Entire Game Synopsis: Gorilla Grodd and Raistlin do all they can early on to stop a roll over, but when Samurai Jack and Rocky Balboa injure those two in the second, all bets are off. Mario and Luigi team up to see how high they can take the score.

Result: SHP 103 - SS 21

Steamies vs. Spacies

The Sodor Steamies vs. They Came From Outer Space!

@ Prometheus Field

 Paragon Percentage: James T. Kirk will enter play.

Coin Toss: Spacies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Kimberly kicks to Predator, who avoids the entire Steamie line of defense and scores.

Entire Game Synopsis: There are beatdowns, and then there are pre-meditated murder fests. This was the fest. Highlights include Kirk fucking Kimberly, Duke fucking Kimberly, and Hellboy forming a friendship with Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Result: SS 0 - TCFOS 44

Steamies vs. Lycanthropes

The Sodor Steamies vs. The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ The Ballpark of Pleasure

Paragon Percentage: Wonder Woman will enter play.

Coin Toss: The Lycanthropes win, will receive

Kickoff: Kimberly kicks in to Xena, who makes a large gain and nearly scores but is brought down for a first and short by Bullroarer Took.

Entire Game Synopsis: Hermoine expertly delivers her carriers into the end zone time and time again. The Steamies are hurt early on when the venerable Raistlin is injured and then his replacement Lord Adarbrent is as well, leaving the team without anyone who can match wits with Ms. Granger/Mrs. Weasley (depending on how old you're visualizing her, and lets be honest pervert you're visualizing the younger version...). Xena, Sonja, and Conan begin an epic series of Quests for the Endzone and by the middle of the second quarter the Steamies lose all faith and just break down.

Result: SS 11 - LL 92

Steamies vs. Explorers

The Sodor Steamies vs. The Enterprise Explorers

@ Suddery Stadium 

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.
Coin Toss: Explorers win, will receive.
Kickoff: Kimberly kicks off the game and Durin's Bane snatches it up. Gorilla Grodd attempts a stop and is successful but seriously injured. The Balrog and Grodd are both removed from play, replaced by Bane and Ivan Ooze respectively.

Entire Game Synopsis: Sadly, this is a case of a great quarterback with no support. Raistlin has the tactical skills and pulls off some great plays with what he has to work with, but without his main "man" Grodd he just can't withstand Aquaman's better gallery of teammates to work with and he can't get by the Nazgul enough to close the gap. Throughout the game the Explorers slowly pull away. Bullroarer does manage to score a couple times and for some unknown reason at one point the game is stopped when Wolverine (who is not in play) visciously attacks the murlocs (who are also not in play).

Result: SS 13 - EE 43