OGREs Developmental League

OGREs Developmental League
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Monday, February 4, 2013

Phoenixes vs. Automatons

The Planet Zeist Phoenixes vs The Angel Grove Automatons

@ The Juice & Gym Gymnasium
Toss: Phoenixes win, will receive.
Kickoff: Ichigo kicks, Spiderman catches, avoids Japanese Spiderman and manages a return touchdown.
1st: Optimus Prime is able to just barely stop the Automatons, causing a turnover on a fourth down. Japanese Spiderman is not able to prevent the Phoenixes at first. Finally, he brings in his gun and giant robot and takes out Duncan MacLeod. Duncan is replaced by Hellboy, while Japanese Spiderman is removed from play and replaced by Xenomorph. Towards the end of the quarter, Megatron and Optimus Prime begin to settle their own personal score right in the middle of the field. Both manage to seriously injure each other, while Optimus' preoccupation with Megatron allows the Automatons to score. Dean Winchester replaces Optimus and the Ultimate Warrior replaces Megatron.
2nd: A healed Duncan re-enters play. The Xenomorph manages to injure Connor, who is replaced by Madea. This allows Stan Lee to fight back and close the gap while the tactical might behind the Phoenixes is incapacitated.
3rd: A healed Connor reenters play with the score tied. Dean Winchester runs over and sacks Lee, causing a fumble and gaining possession. Lee is replaced by Krueger, who personally removes himself after one play because its fucking hard to throw a ball with scissorhands. Ripster comes in. The Ultimate Warrior manages to score but is so fatigured afterwards that he has to rest, bringing Romney in as a replacement. Most of the quarter is owned by Connor who lands multiple touchdowns to Duncan and Spiderman. He would have landed one to The Comedian but The Comedian was too busy awkwardly assaulting Rainbow Dash. The Comedian is removed from play, replaced by Shredder. Kabuto becomes a power house for the Automatons, landing three touchdowns.
4th: After a brief timeout, Bulk moves Oliver to Quarterback. Oliver's tactical skills finally seem to stem the advantage of Connor, and he is able to rely on the amazing late bloomer Kabuto to land guaranteed scores every possession. However, the Automatons defense can not stop the Phoenixes from doing the same. The quarter becomes a back and forth situation of successful possessions. With a few minutes left, and the score nearly tied, Shredder goes Super Shredder and takes out Oliver while Duncan scores. Ash comes into play, but Kabuto steals the show goes for a running play to try to rally but is ruined by his own teammate when Shepard falls apart and fails to block, opening up Kabuto from multiple sides. Kabuto is injured and fumbles, allowing Dean to carry the final score of the game.
RESULT: PZP 103 - AGA 95

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