Pandas vs. Doctors

The Sexual Harassment Pandas

vs. The DHARMA Doctors

@ Some Fucking Island That Keeps Moving Through Time And Space But You Probably Don't Know Because You Stopped Watching Around The End Of The Second Season Stadium

Paragon Percentage: No paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: The Pandas win, will receive.

Kickoff: Rita kicks off to Marty McFly, whose kink malfunctions due to the oddities of the time/space traveling island and he goes Back to the Endzone where Hurricane Spencer takes him down for a safety. 

First Quarter: Shaking off their early embarressment, the Pandas dominate the first quarter. Preventing the Doctors from scoring at all Flintstone enjoys the primitive island bonuses to score two touchdowns. The second time the 2 point conversion succeeds.

Second Quarter: Space Monkey fights back the best he can with his team things take a turn for the worse when Hurricane and Rocky start brawling on the 50 yard line. Leonardo tries to break it up only to be attacked by Goldar, and Firegorge and Vic retaliate against Goldar and then Storm Shadow. The fight blows out of proportion until Space Monkey is drunk in the stands with some cheerleaders watching and only Balboa is still standing, though brutally beaten. Marty, barely standing, manages to redeem his earlier mistake with a throwaway field goal that actually suceeds before succumbing to his wounds and passing out. The game is called on account of both teams being unable to field a full roster after their injured are removed.

Result: SHP 17 - DD 2