@ Leawood Stadium
Coin Toss: Punchers win, will kick.
Kickoff: Sniper kicks, Superman catches. Superman is down. Medics are out. Looks like Jules grabbed some Kryptonite from a nearby glowing suitcase and stuffed the football. Superman is out. Replaced by Deadpool. Refs rule that supes took the knee in the endzone. Safety for the Punchers.
1st: Jules pulls Scout and Throttle and brings in Engineer and - surprisngly, Splinter. The Flash manages a touchdown but is taken out by the Engineer's sentry when he stops (replaced by James T. Kirk). Black Adam and Bizarro meet similar fates (though also score) (replaced by Leonardo and Venkman) but Sinestro catches on and takes out the Engineer (replaced by Scout). The Coalition is in a strong lead but down its main players at the end of the quarter.
2nd: Sinestro manages to take out the tactical genius Jules but while distracted is downed by Myers. Splinter takes over for Jules while Throttle returns, and Sinestro is replaced by Wonder Woman. The Green Lantern manages one final touchdown at the end of the quarter for a first half lead for the Coalition of 25 to 2.
3rd: All hell breaks loose. The Soldier is removed from play by the refs but not before decimating the CC 15 yard line area, and injuring Kirk and Iron Man who are replaced by Chucky and fucking no one because they're all dead. The Soldier is replaced by ALF. Splinter and the Scout begin a phenomenal running play game with 7 touchdowns and 3 conversions.
4th: With their team in shambles, the usually dominating Coalition is left defenseless while a geriatric rat and a kid from Boston rock their world.
RESULT: MCHP 79 - CCC 25
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