Week 7 Synopsis

Commissioner's Note: A ton of this weeks games are just one sided. The fact is a ton of the rookie teams just don't stack. Don't fret rookies - you'll get there. Look at Marcus. He won one! Anyway, to save time until the "important" games (i.e. inter-conference one-offs and then the playoffs - which will all receive quarter-by-quarter synopsis no matter how one-sided) we are just compiling the rest of the game results here. The same *might* happen next week, but as mentioned above the practice will revert once we're into important games. We're just so far into heats now that most players can predict their results. The first two games for this week were already posted.

Note: Yes, we know the write ups are the most fun part. Consider this two week break during last heats a way for the kinktrollers and commissioner to recharge their batteries to deliver a fistful of awesome during playoffs and challenges. Also note that there will be a post next week after the games are posted that will list how many MVPoints each player has. You must declare intent to use these to the commissioner if you want to use them during interconference games. They will be automatically used for you in playoffs if losing. If winning, they will stay unless you declare otherwise for the next game. This post will also go into details on exactly what the points can and can not do.

Impalers vs. Mustangs 27-6
Mashers vs. Hippie Punchers 33-30
Dragons vs. Guardians 18 - 42
Slayers vs. Aberrations 0 - 88
Coalition vs. Miners 39 - 6
Sentinels vs. Leviathans 27-21
Spartans vs. Assassins 18 - 12
Steamies vs. Explorers 13 - 27
Pandas vs Mutants 30 - 7
Cyberbrains vs. MIA 27 - 94
Automatons vs Grenades 28-27
Mercs vs Doctors 33 - 15
Spacies vs. Lycanthropes 56 - 42
Team America vs. Stereotypes 41 - 67

Briefs vs. Eels

The Bikini Bottom Briefs

vs.

The Guilder Bay Shrieking Eels

@ High Tide Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Picard will enter play

Coin Toss: Briefs win, will receive

Kickoff: Squirrel Girl kicks to KITT, who makes a large gain before being taken down by Silver Surfer.

Game Synopsis: Well, that  was what some would call a massacre.

RIP SARUMAN

Result: BBB 3 - GBSE 101

Browncoats vs. Knights

The Big Damn Browncoats

vs.

The Gotham Knights

@ Wayne Memorial Stadium

 Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Browncoats win, will receive.
Kickoff: Brak kicks to Frozone, who outruns Jesus Christ for a long gain before being taken down by Raze.

Game Synopsis: The Browncoats bring their A game, and the Knights may have as well but it doesn't even compare. By midway through the second quarter, the stadium begins to empty.

Result: BDB 67 - GK 12



Team America vs. Mercs

The Freedom City Stars & Stripes

vs

The Mandalorian Mercs

@ All-American Astrodome

Paragon Percentage: Sauron will enter play

Coin Toss: Mercs win, will receive.

Kickoff: Santa Claus kicks to Bean, who makes a short gain before being taken down by Robocop.

Synopsis: With their paragon in play, the Mercs keep Team America at bay.

Result: FCS&S 14 - MM 33

Automatons vs Lycanthropes

The Mithril Automatons

vs.

The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ Tuatha de Danaan

Paragon Percentage: Wonder Woman will enter play.

Coin Toss: Lycans win, will receive

Kickoff: Zapp kicks to Xena, who escapes a few tackle attempts to make a large gain before being brought down by Saber.

Synopsis: With their paragon in play, the Lycans slowly pull ahead though its still a tough match. No major highlights to report of.

Result: MA 27 - LL 45

Spartans vs Explorers

The Requiem Spartans vs The Enterprise Explorers

@ Memory Alpha Astrodome

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive

Kickoff: Lord Voldemort kicks to Spy, who sneaks by the Explorers for a quick touchdown.

Synopsis: The score stays close until the middle of the second quarter when the Nazgul injures Green Arrow. Already at a tactical disadvantage, the Spartans fall behind and fail to catch up. Highlights include the Balrog and King Kong in a pissing contest on the sidelines about who is bigger.

Result: RS 33 - EE 47

Doctors vs Mutants

The DHARMA Doctors

vs.

The Morbus Mutants

@ The Technodrome

 Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play

Coin Toss: Mutants win, will receive.

Kickoff: Ghost Rider kicks to Lord Zed who is taken down after barely any gain by Ben Hawkins.

Synopsis: In what may be the most boring, slow paces game in HFFL history, the doctors manage to get a lead solely because Hawkins and Crowe take far too long to put their plans into motion for a comeback.

Result: MM 9 - DD 15