Doctors vs Mutants

The DHARMA Doctors

vs.

The Morbus Mutants

@ The Technodrome

 Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play

Coin Toss: Mutants win, will receive.

Kickoff: Ghost Rider kicks to Lord Zed who is taken down after barely any gain by Ben Hawkins.

Synopsis: In what may be the most boring, slow paces game in HFFL history, the doctors manage to get a lead solely because Hawkins and Crowe take far too long to put their plans into motion for a comeback.

Result: MM 9 - DD 15

Mutants vs Spartans

The Morbus Mutants vs. The Requiem Spartans

@ The Technodrome

Paragon Percentage: Raiden will enter play.

Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive.

Kickoff: Ghost Rider kicks to midfield and its eventually picked up by Spy who instantly delivers for a touchdown.

Entire Game Synopsis: After a season and a half of epic failure, the Spartans finally pull together. Once they get a lead, they guard it like greedy sirens on a lonely island. The Mutants never have a chance of recovery after the first quarter.

Result: MM 12 - RS 47

Mercs vs. Mutants

The Mandalorian Mercs vs. The Morbus Mutants

@ The Technodrome



 Paragon Percentage: Sauron will enter play.



Coin Toss: Mercs win, will receive

Kickoff: Ghost Rider halfasses a kick that Snake Eyes picks up after a fumble, and manages to bounce around and avoid 7 tackle attempts to score immediately.

Entire Game Synopsis: With Sauron in play, the Mercs are even more statistically better than the Mutants. The score would be higher if Sauron focused on scoring as much as he does injuring. By the fourth quarter the Mutants bench is empty.

Result: MaMe 48 - MoMu 13



Pandas vs. Mutants

The Sexual Harassment Pandas vs. The Morbus Mutants

@ The Technodrome

Paragon Percentage: Mario will enter play. Sexual Harassment Mario? Oh, I see.....



Coin Toss: Pandas win, will receive.

Kickoff: Ghost Rider kicks to Fred Flintstone who doesn't let anything like the futuristic motorcycle or flaming skulls freak him out, running a 76 yard return touchdown. The Pandas aren't fucking around here. Actually, with a name like that, they are. But you get the point.

Entire Game Synopsis: Brother Crowe is injured early on by Meatwad in a horrible ground beef related disaster, and when teammate Ben Hawkins attempts to heal him Master Shake proves how little of a fuck he gives and takes out Hawkins too. The ATHF is forced off the field and replaced by the Vogons, while Seto Kaiba and Oblina replace the injured Mutants. But their day doesn't get any better when Seto is harmed by Rocky, leaving the team with no one capable of performing quarterback duties effectively. Hong Kong Phooey tries but it is just sad. Down syndrome sad. Not Down syndrome funny. Just all sad. Meanwhile the Pandas, strengthened by Mario's presence, consistently score. Additionally, rarely are the Mutants ever able to maintain possession for a full four downs as Mario takes over defense after the first quarter and intercepts constantly.

Results SHP 134 - MM 0