Impalers vs. Eels

THE IMMORTAL IMPALERS

vs.

THE REIGNING HFFL CHAMPIONS:
THE GUILDER BAY SHRIEKING EELS

Coin Toss: The Eels win, will kick

Kickoff: Lord Voldemort kicks the ball long and straight down the middle. The Impalers scramble and Falkor the Luckdragon falls out of the sky dead. The crowd is stunned. The ball hits the ground. Sam Winchester picks it up while beginning to wonder towards Falkor, stepping out of the end zone only to be drive hard back into it and tackled by Alcide for an immediate safety. The medics come out and find that Falkor is dead. Lord Voldemort cackles back to the bench and puts his wand away. Falkor's luck ran out when Avada Kedavra met him. 

1st Quarter: The Immortals bring out the other Winchester brother to replace their fallen comrade. Dean wastes no time in revenge when he jumps in his ride and drives right over The Hulk for a touchdown. This pisses off Hulk who spends the conversion time beating up Dean who is injured, but this distraction allows the Immortals to succeed on the conversion - angering Hulk even more. The Eels offense comes out and outmaneuvers Bregan for a quick touchdown by the enraged Alcide. Samwise sneaks in for the conversion. The Immortals come back out to an even-angrier-than-normal Hulk and Goonies but manage to get around them when Sam predicts their movement. Predator gets a touchdown and Duncan gets the conversion. Hulk. Is. Pissed. 

2nd Quarter: The Eels come back strong again Samwise helping coach the running backs. Aquaman begins a strong running game with Loras and Spider-man that leads them to the endzone. Clinton manages the Conversion when he tricks Bregan to go down in front of him. With seconds left the Immortals come out and Sam Winchester again manages to predict The Hulk and Goonies play allowing Raiden to make a quarterback sneak become a 40 yard touchdown. You wouldn't believe how angry Hulk gets. 

2nd Half: We now see our first truly blowout game. Without finding a way to remove him before scoring so much, the Immortals manage to anger Hulk into a SuperHulk mode and lose any and all ability to get by him other than once a quarter when Sam manages to guess his move and once when Predator uses his stealth. Hulk begins forcing turnovers allowing the Eels to be in nearly-constant possession. And Bregan just can't hold back the tide (sorry, Aquaman joke) of the Eels. 

Final: II 42 - GBSE 93

RIP FALKOR
1979 - 2013