Grenades vs. Crows

THE ATLUS ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADES

vs

THE CHARMING CROWS

Coin Toss: Grenades win, will receive.

Kickoff: Green Arrow kicks long to Zach Morris, who makes a small drive and right before being tackled freezes time and repositions the field of players. When he unfreezes time, he has a huge advantage and takes it in for an immediate touchdown.

1st Quarter: The Crows retaliate quickly when Ghost Rider takes out Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch for the entire first play, allowing a Wonder Woman-bolstered King Kong to carry for a return touchdown. Arrow makes the kick. Spider Jerusalem and the Grenade offense come back out and have a hard time getting by the combined defensive might of Sauron and the Nazgul without a faster runner. The clock winds down and eventually the Grenades fail to make a first down. The Crows regain possession and this time Draco Malfoy uses his ability to freeze up Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch again, allowing Batman to get the touchdown. But not having any of that shit, Walter from the Grenades renigs and disallows the kink-necessary touchdown so the Crows lose those points. The quarter ends.

2nd Quarter: The Crows utilize Batman and Wonder Woman to predict multiple defensive plays in a row by the Grenades, marking a quick march to the endzone to score the touchdown they just lost and get the conversion. The Grenades retaliate with Luke Skywalker predicting the Crows defensive move allowing Cosmo Kramer to make a touchdown. Walter succeeds on the extra point. For the next offensive carry the Crows bench Ghost Rider and have Eddie "Buzzsaw" Vatowski incapacitate the Funky Bunch with his chainsaw motorcycle while Sonic the Hedgehog manages a field-long touchdown. King Kong powerhouses in for the conversion. The Grenades come back and the clock runs out during their march downfield. 

3rd Quarter: Continuing their march, the Grenades rely once again on Skywalker to predict the defense next move and they slip by the nazgul for a touchdown by Morris. Walter once again succeeds on the extra point. The Crows come out and swap out Buzzsaw for Edward Cullen, who immediately distracts Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch with a sparkle play allowing Wonder Woman to make a return touchdown. This really pisses off the defense who succeed in blocking the conversion attempt and injuring Cullen. The Grenades come back but still can't outrun the combined might of Sauron and the Nazgul and end up attempting and succeeding on a fourth-and-long field goal. The Crows regain possession and Jax Teller comes out to replace Cullen. The roid-raged Jax wastes no time in injuring the Funky Bunch, being kicked out of the game. Jax is replaced by Neville Longbottom while the Funky Bunch are replaced by Beorn. The clock runs out.

4th Quarter: (While on Bench: Aang with the Grenades attempts and fails to boost his stats) The reinvigorated teams battle for every inch with beefed up Neville and Beorn boosting both sides resolve. Neville barely outmaneuvers Beorn for a touchdown after several first downs but no one can get by Beorn for the conversion attempt. The Grenades bring Beorn on the offense as well replacing Samurai Jack. Beorn boosts the offense enough to finally break free of the Nazgul for a touchdown. Not wishing to risk a repeat of the Crow offense, the team attempts a simple kick and it again succeeds. The clock runs out while the Crows are inching back downfield. 

Final: RPG 30 - CC 35