Militants vs. Leviathans

THE MILITANTS OF OOO

vs.

THE INNSMOUTH LEVIATHANS

Coin Toss: Leviathans win, will receive

Kickoff: Hagrid kicks a short one to Smaug, who attempts to take flight but is grounded by Green Lantern after a short gain.

1st Quarter: Gandalf starts the game on the Militants bench while their Defense is in play by being an asshole to Bard the Bowman anyway. Sensing Bard using his once per game kink to auto succeed on a touchdown, Gandalf initiates his "You Shall Not Pass" rule for the quarter - which causes Bard to waste his kink. This pisses off Kratos who heads to the opponents bench and begins to beat up the old man. Hawkeye begins sending extra footballs from the sideline towards Kratos head to knock him out but Throttle interferes with his Nuke Chucks and blocks all of them. This eventually delves into a full on fight with even fans and refs jumping in. After the dust settles Hagrid limps with what looks to be injuries from every horror movie villain on the Leviathan team, while The Punisher looks like he just came. The teams move to their sides only for everyone to realize that the play that started the whole thing never officially ended and the clock - though long having ran out - is still active for the play. With Vorhees still retained the slow but surefooted and badly bleeding Hagrid picks up the ball for a slow walk to the end zone. Everyone else on the Leviathan team tries to tackle him but fail. Too injured to try the kick, the Militants go for a conversion only to fail. 

2nd Quarter: The Leviathans get the ball and a on-the-bench-but-doesn't-give-a-fuck Michael Myers enters the field. The refs call a foul but he doesn't stop and starts murdering the endless Foot Clan coming at the team. This starts a blood rage once again in Vorhees and Kratos who go right back to it. This brings out the full benches of both teams again in yet another brawl. Crash Bandicoot does a Tornado Drive and clears the entire field. Bard the Bowman was able this quarter to do the lateral passes he loves to score a touchdown, before he himself entered the fray. The refs drag the combatants apart to find most of the field too injured to play.

Referee's Prerogative: With the scores tied, and both teams unable to field a full roster, the judges call the match without a second half or overtime as a TIE. Then they run as fast as they can. 

Final: MOO 6 - IL 6