Hippie Punchers vs Leviathans

The Mann Co. Hippie Punchers

vs.

The Innsmouth Leviathans

@ Mann Mansion

 Paragon Percentage: Both paragons will enter play. Oh shit.

Coin Toss: Hippie Punchers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Vorhees kicks to the midfield and after a scramble it is picked up by Scarface. Scarface has a wide open path but struts slowly, resulting in a stand off between him and Throttle and The Punisher. Scarface is severly injured but refuses to go down until he is within a few yards of the end zone.

First: The Terminator enters play while Scarface mends his wounds in a sea of cocaine. The Mothman, already seeing injury, turns the Shit level to the Real setting and Carnage and Casey Jones begin visciously attacking the Urak-hai who return in kind. All are removed from play. Ash and Blaze replace them, while Some Asshole in a Horse Head comes out for the dead orcs. Gordon and Ripley work to form a smart, sane approach to keep their shitheads in gear while Cthulhu does the opposite and convinces his to go bat shit crazy. Ripley isn't afraid of tentacles anymore so she gets Cthulhu to the side and effectively keeps him preoccupied the rest of the game. In the midst of all this, Pyro scores without meaning to. The team doesn't even bother with a extra point try.

Second: Back in play and pissed, The Punisher takes out his anger quickly. Teaming up with fellow leather lover Throttle, the two manage to take out War Machine while Kratos scores a touchdown. Ash Ketchum manages to prevent the try when he catches the kicked ball and chainsaws the fuck out of Smaug, using his death throws as a cover to score on the return. However Smaug's death throws fold over onto the bench line, injuring backup players for both teams. This calls Ripley back to the scene, which frees up Cthulhu to return.

Third & Fourth Synopsis: After the clean up of the dead, which for shits and gigles we'll call half time, the teams come back out with Cthulhu taking over for Smaug and Ripley replacing black flagged Ash for defense. Cthulhu begins to systematically drive members of the Hippie Punchers insane but fails horribly when he trys to drive Pyro insane. He can't get a lock on Pyro. This confusion angers him, and causes him to focus his attention on him/her/it. Meanwhile, the Leviathans can't seem to get by Ellen on defense.

RIP SMAUG



Result: MCHP 12 - IL 6