Eels vs. Guardians

The Guilder Bay Shrieking Eels

vs.

The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Fallen Star Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: The Eels win, will receive.

Kick off: Goku kicks to Silver Surfer, who is hassled by Aragorn but manages to avoid a tackle until Alcide teams up to take him down after a large gain that puts the Eels close to the Guardians end zone.

First: With Silver Surfer's mentoring, Demoman teams up with Scout to perform a few amazingy plays that put Scout into the Endzone on the third down and sees Medic succeed with a conversion. The Guardians take the offensive with Spider Jerusalem trying to rely on his faithful Aragorn only to be blocked by Hooper and the Xtacles consistently. Frustrated, he calls in Goku for a kick away fourth down but Goku manages to manipulate time so that most of the quarter is gone before the Eels receive the kick. Though they manage to make gains, they just can't get into the end zone before the clock ticks down.

Second: The Guardians knock their heads against the Xtacles again, until on a lucky third and long Rikimaru slips by them and into the endzone. The try fails and the Eels regain the ball, and Zach pauses time and repositions the team. When he brings time back, Jaina is right in the line of fire and injured by Demoman while Squirrel Girl has an easy drive to the end zone. Godzilla replaced Jaina and prevents the try. The Guardians catch a break when John Anderton precogs the Xtacles intended defense play, managing to preemptively plan for it and allow Aragorn to slip by and into the end zone. Obi-Wan sacrifices himself for a conversion, tying the game at half time.

Third: Peter Venkman enters play for Obi-Wan, and the Eels take the ball. During a play, Grima is seen on the Guardians sideline talking to Peter. Scout runs a long touchdown and Zach gets the try. When the Guardians regain the ball, a reprogrammed Venkman - under the influence of Grima Wormtongue - betrays the team and passes the ball to Hooper - who runs it in for a touchdown before the Guardians realize what happened. The Guardians replace Venkman with Starbuck, and try to get around the Xtacles. On the fourth down, the Stainles Steel Rat yells from the sidelines and manages to trick the team to giving the ball up, allowing Hooper to run it in again almost immediately.

Fourth: Betrayed by trickery, the Guardians manage to start stronger when Rikimaru sneaks by the Xtacles again, and to avoid any chance of defeat the team calls in Goku who kicks in the extra point. The jubulation and hope for a rally end quickly when Scout, Zach, and Silver Surfer team up on Godzilla and injure him. Word replaces him but doesn't quite have his ummm girth, and the Eels manage to slip around him for a touchdown with ease. Squirrel Girl misses the kick. Riki manages one last sneak by before the bell rings.

Result: GBSE 39 - CCG 26