Hippie Punchers vs. Coalition

The Mann Co. Hippie Punchers

vs.

The Central City Coalition

@ Mann Mansion

Paragon Percentage: Both Paragons will enter play.

Coin Toss: Hippie Punchers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Stan Lee kicks, and Carnage picks it up after a scramble and is taken down by Bizarro.

Entire Game Synopsis: This game lastes 1 minute and 47 seconds. Here is the play-by-play:

00:01-00:07 = (During Kickoff, all players on field) Mike Hammer murders Snapper Carr while Ellen Ripley injures Storm while The Flash vibrates straight the fuck through Jim Gordon (severe condition - death possible).

00:08-00:23 = Poison Ivy charms Mothman, who activates his ability immediately. As a result, Deadpool takes out Carnage. The possession changes and Casey takes out Poison Ivy.

00:24-00:43 = Scarface injures Ambush Bug before The Hulk steps in as DST and takes out Scarface and Hammer.

00:44-01:02 = Ellen shows The Hulk pictures of Betty Ross being set on fire by Pyro, enraging him even more and rolling the brawl into the stands. When the refs realize they can't get Ripley or Hulk back, they decide to continue the game.

01:03-01:32 = War Machine injures The Flash but is taken out by Bizarro. Soldier takes out O.G.R.E. and Pyro merrily sets some of them on fire.

01:33-01:47 = National Guard arrive in time to put out Section A of the stadium and save some of the fans lives. The refs decide that the Coalition win since they have the most still standing on the field of play and because Bizarro was standing really close to them during deliberations. As of this time, the location of Ripley and the Hulk is unknown.

Result: MCHP 0 - CCC 0

RIP SNAPPER