Aberrations vs. Mashers

The Asgardian Aberrations

vs.

The Margathean Mashers

@ Wayne Memorial Stadium

The Gotham Knights graciously agreed to host tonight's game so that the Aberrations would not have long travel the night before after attending the Bruce Wayne/Batman funeral. Mr. Wayne died a brutal death during the Aberrations last game at the hands of Mann Co. employee Turin Turambar. In remembrance, they have altered their jerseys and helmets this week.

Paragon Percentage: Batman will enter pl....ehhh, no he won't. Ooops.

Coin Toss: Aberrations win, will receive.

Kickoff: Ford Prefect kicks to the midfield where after a scramble Goro picks it up, leading a large charge and dodging three tackle attempts to enter the end zone.

First: Skeletor attempts a few running plays to get around Lobo before realizing that its rarely possible with the carriers he has in play. On the fourth he brings out Ford for a kick just to give his defense a chance. The Aberration offense takes the field. A shrouded figure can be seen in their entry hall but can not be made out clearly. Donatello leaves the field and begins working on GIR on the sidelines. Hawkeye lands a pass to Goro who is severly injured by the Warriors as he marches through them. He scores, and Ouka takes his injuries over. Simba, seeing the injured Ouka, leaves the bench and heads to the back. A completely changed GIR comes out for the kick and nails it.

Second:  Skeletor and Panthor have Neil use his charms to wink at the sideline, seducing X-23. Space Ghost tries to laser beam Lobo which just serves to humor him. However the outnumbering with Panthor allows them to simply maneuver around Lobo finally once when they learn to perform that trick. Panthor scores for the Mashers, but Lobo is wisened to the scheme and the try fails.

Third: Brienne injures Trillian and Skeletor in one play, and is replaced by a returned Simba who looks renewed. He lines up for the same team that Aslan did a year ago, and many fans have signage that includes what appears to be a mindflayer-inflicted lion. The team pulls the 'Crime Alley Blitz' with Simba dropping back defended by Goro and Venom, who take the fall and allow Simba to excel himself over their tackled momentum and into a life of vengeancethe endzone. Cheech and Chong come in for the Mashers but may be too high to care, and Zaphod seems even crazier without Trillian around. In an odd twist, a depressing Marvin is talking on the sidelines to Donatello is trying to fix him. It works, but not before Don is made so sad he quits the game - resulting in a happy more improved Marvin who isn't reprogrammed fully and continused to play for the Mashers. He gets a touchdown when Lobo doesn't realize that he isn't going to do what hes done the whole game - sit and sulk.

Fourth: The Cowardly Lion finally has the courage and self-confidence to enter play, taking over for Venom who fills in Donatello's former spot. Along with Simba, this prideful offensive line dominates the Mashers - pulling away and cementing their victory in memory of Batman. However, the Mashers get an odd touchdown with seconds left when out-of-nowhere The Hulk and Ellen Ripley crash through the side of Wayne Memorial Stadium and Simba to fumble when they roll over the team, allowing the Mashers to pick up the ball and score. The event is so bizarre the refs aren't sure how to rule on it, but they let the Mashers keep the TD since they were trailing so far.

Result: AA 47 - MM 18