Coalition vs Mashers

The Central City Coalition

vs.

The Margathean Mashers

@ Total Perspective Vortex Arena

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Mashers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Stan Lee kicks to midfield and after a scramble Neil Patrick Harris picks it up, and a quick wink at Storm convinces her not to tackle him. Neil keeps avoiding The Flash until Bizarro takes him down after a long gain.

First: Skeletor and Panthor deliver a pass to Space Ghost, who is charmed by a kidd from Poison Ivy and fumbles the ball to her. However Poison Ivy is tackled hard by Trillian without gaining any yardage. The Coalition offense comes in and Deadpool hands off to The Flash who vibrates through The Warriors for a touchdown. Lee attempts a extra point try but is unsuccessful. The Mashers gain the ball and Marvin depresses Poison Ivy with a tale of how all plant life on earth is dying allowing Trillian to score a touchdown. However his depressed ways quickly turn against the team when he fails to catch the conversion attempt.
Second: The Coalition carries and are instantly successful when Ambush Bug receives the hand off and ports to the end zone. The Flash vibrates through the Warriors defensive line again for the conversion. The Mashers team up and maneuver quickly around Poison Ivy to score on their third down and Ford succeeds on the try. Deadpool regains the offense and attempts a pass to The Tick but Sinestro tries for it himself, causing a fumble that is picked up by Ajax of The Warriors who avoids The Flash and Deadpool only to get gridlocked by Bizarro, causing a sudden brawl in the midfield. By the time the refs have cleared the way, time runs out before the Mashers can make a move with their sudden possesion.

Third:  The first half of the quarter is a bore until by accident Bizarro runs the wrong play and ends up tackled in his own end zone, giving a safety to the Mashers. The Flash retaliates with a quick touchdown and a conversion but the advance isn't much when Zaphod and Trillian manage to fake out Poison and allow Arthur to score.

Fourth: Neil Patrick Harris manages to charm Poison Ivy and get by her for an early touchdown but she comes around and blocks him from the conversion. The Warriors finally find a way to prevent The Flash from vibrating through the use of sound waves (specifically glass bottles) and injure him early on. Solomon Grundy comes out to replace him. The Coalition is much slower without Allen but still aggressive, finally getting to the end zone after several down resets. The try fails and the clock runs out shortly afterwards during the Mashers offense.

Result: CCC 28 - MM 27