MIA vs Stereotypes

The Alderaan MIA

vs.

The Statistically Valid Stereotypes

@ The Graveyard Astrodome

Paragon Percentage: Master Chief will enter play

Coin Toss: Stereotypes win, will receive

Kickoff: Bruenor kicks to Gray Mouser who manages to avoid three attempted tackles for a return touchdown.

Synopsis: With their paragon in play, the Stereotypes make light work of the MIA.

Result: AMIA 33 - SVS 73

Stereotypes vs Spacies

The Statistically Validated Stereotypes

vs.

They Came From Outer Space!

@ Prometheus

 Paragon Percentage: Team Captain James T. Kirk will enter play against the stereotypes.



Coin Toss: Spacies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Iron Man kicks long to Predator, who activates his stealth mode and gets around for a touchdown while Duke Nukem takes out Ricky Bobby.

Entire Game Synopsis: The Stereotypes start strong by avenging Ricky, but by the third their entire fast team of runners are out thanks to Kirk's fighting prowess the team can't compete against the first string Spacies and their paragon.

(Kirks fighting prowess, shown above)

Result: SVS 33 - TCFOS! 61

Assassins vs Stereotypes

The Asshai Assassins

vs.

The Statistically Validated Stereotypes

@ Saffron Straits Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Master Chief will enter play

Coin Toss: Stereotypes win, will receive

Kick off: Tyrion Lannister kicks to Gray Mouser, who avoids Sandor and Barristan and scores.

Entire Game Synopsis: The Assassins would have had a hard time without Master Chief. With him, they never had a chance. Highlights include: Movie Deadpool having a MS DOS meltdown, Tyrion and Tywin fighting.

Result: AA 13 - SVS 33

Spartans vs. Stereotypes

The Requiem Spartans

vs.

The Statistically Validated Stereotypes

@ JUB JUB Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Master Chief will enter play.....to fight the team from his own setting.

Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive.

Kickoff: Iron Man kicks off to Lara Croft (he would...) who manages to avoid movie Deadpool before being brought down by Gray Mouser.
Entire Game Synopsis: Green Arrow manages to land many passes but his runners can't get around Master Chief's defenses, so the Spartans kick away their fourth down and the Stereotypes gain possession. This begins a long series of Master Chief preventing the offensive line from being able to make any real headway, while Lancer uses the running game of the Stereotypes to easily outmaneuver the Nitro Girls.

Result: RS 0 - SVS 82

Team America vs. Stereotypes

The Freedom City Stars & Stripes

aka "Team America"

vs.

The Statistically Validated Stereotypes

@ The All-American Astrodome

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: The Stereotypes win, will receive. Typical liberal handout attitude.

Kickoff: Santa Claus delivers from afar to Gray Mouser, who manages to bypass the defense and instantly score for the Stereotypes. 

First Quarter: Team America retaliates quickly by putting Palin and Romney....

(seen here. Romney only appears black due getting his elbows dirty to fix America.)

....into the running, landing consecutive touchdown fakeouts.  Not to be outdone, the Stereotypes load up MS DOS and program Movie-Version-Deadpool into the endzone and into a successful conversion. By sheer dumb luck Willy Gilligan manages to return with an 80 yard touchdown but The Animaniacs manage a intercept during the try and return down the field for a touchdown of their own. The score is 20-19 Stereotypes going into the second.
Second Quarter: Tired of the bullshit, The Comedian takes out Palin, Rogers, Gilligan, and Grimes before Robocop takes him down. Team America field Captains Sternn and Freedom, Private Pledge, and Dan Connor leaving their bench nearly barren while The Nigga Merlin comes out for the Stereotypes. Late as usual. You people. The Lazy stereotypes decide they need a break for rest (you people!) and Sonya Blade, Jax Briggs, Nightwolf, and Danny Lightfoot come out for a bit. Lightfoot and Nightwolf are drunk (YOU PEOPLE?!?) and Jax appears high, and may have just got done fucking Sonya (Eh, all people really). The lack of cohesion leads a pissed of Lancer to run the only touchdown of the quarter himself.
Second Half: The game comes to an early end when Jax uses his skills to ground assault the G.I.Joe team, allowing That Nigga Merlin to C-Walk into the endzone.  The Joes are replaced by Jack Burton, leaving Team America with no backup (sounds familiar.....). The Stereotypes capitalize on this by overloading one side of the line of scrimmage (monotypes?) and blitzing Burton, injuring him and causing the Stars & Stripes to retire from the field to nurse their wounds.

Result: FCS&S 19 - SVS 38