Spacies vs Steamies

They Came From Outer Space!

vs.

The Sodor Steamies

@ Suddery Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: Steamies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Eragon kicks to Gorilla Grodd, who drives long but is stopped and injured by Predator who is also injured.

Synopsis: With Grodd out so early, the Steamies lose their strongest player. Raistlin tries to route his players only to be injured as well. Once that happens, the Spacies easily manage to bypass the second-string Steamies.

Result: TCFOS 27 - SS 15

Stereotypes vs Spacies

The Statistically Validated Stereotypes

vs.

They Came From Outer Space!

@ Prometheus

 Paragon Percentage: Team Captain James T. Kirk will enter play against the stereotypes.



Coin Toss: Spacies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Iron Man kicks long to Predator, who activates his stealth mode and gets around for a touchdown while Duke Nukem takes out Ricky Bobby.

Entire Game Synopsis: The Stereotypes start strong by avenging Ricky, but by the third their entire fast team of runners are out thanks to Kirk's fighting prowess the team can't compete against the first string Spacies and their paragon.

(Kirks fighting prowess, shown above)

Result: SVS 33 - TCFOS! 61

Steamies vs. Spacies

The Sodor Steamies vs. They Came From Outer Space!

@ Prometheus Field

 Paragon Percentage: James T. Kirk will enter play.

Coin Toss: Spacies win, will receive.

Kickoff: Kimberly kicks to Predator, who avoids the entire Steamie line of defense and scores.

Entire Game Synopsis: There are beatdowns, and then there are pre-meditated murder fests. This was the fest. Highlights include Kirk fucking Kimberly, Duke fucking Kimberly, and Hellboy forming a friendship with Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Result: SS 0 - TCFOS 44

Spacies vs. Explorers

They Came From Outer Space!

vs.

The Enterprise Explorers

@ Memory Alpha Astrodome

 Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play

Coin Toss: Explorers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Eragon kicks to the Balrog known as Durin's Bane, who is brought down by the xenomorph Alien after a decent gain.
Entire Game Synopsis: This is a game of Ender vs.Data in essence. The two manage to lead their respective defensive lineups to preemptively prevent the offensive lines from maneuvering an advantage. Though kinks come into play occasionally and allow the teams to score, the opponents catch up quickly.

Overtime Synopsis: With just a few injuries and mostly starter first-string players, both teams head into overtime tied with high hopes. The Spacies have the possession but fail a passing play for their fourth down and the Explorers attempt a running game but are unable to gain the field they need. Sudden Death Overtime comes and goes and the teams are tied.

Result: TCFOS! 45 - EE 45

Spacies vs. Lycanthropes

They Came From Outer Space!

vs.

The Lankhmar Lycanthropes

@ The Ball Park of Pleasure

Paragon Percentage: Captain Kirk and Wonder Woman will both enter play.

Coin Toss: The Spacies win, will receive.

Not to be confused with The Kevin Spaceys!

Kickoff: Bard the Bowman starts with a long kickoff that Predator grabs. Cloaking himself, Predator slips by the confused Lycanthropes and lands a return touchdown. 

First Quarter: Captain Kirk hits on Wonder Woman nonstop, and though she turns him down he is so persistent that he manages to keep her preoccupied - effectively leaving the game paragon-less. The Spacies start very strong with solid carriers able to easily maneuver around the field, but Hermoine seems to be able to teach her entire squad what signs to look for and begins a War of the Touchdowns as the two teams chance possession back and forth.
Second Quarter: Red Sonja takes out the Predator early in the second quarter, injuring herself as well but slowing down the Spacies running game considerably. Lestat comes to the Spacies aid while Sonja is replaced by John Carter. The Lycanthropes take this opportunity to take over the lead and create a significant lead but are dismayed when in the final seconds of the half Hermoine is injured. 

Third Quarter: Radagast comes out to fill the place of Hermoine, but is too disinterested in people to be as effective of a teacher as her. As a result the entire Lycanthrope team seems to not function quite as well. Meanwhile Neo seems to be gaining his feet and pulls off a triple play of Touchdown-Turnover-Touchdown to significantly lessen the gap gained in the previous quarter. This is followed by Hellboy going beastmode and The 9th Doctor pulling off a conversion to leave the score tied going into the fourth. 

Fourth Quarter: Xena and Gabrielle team together to pull the Lycanthropes out of their lethargy, but a beefed up Neo doesn't give them any chance to blow the score out of the water.  Tied and with seconds remaining, Neo pulls off the Spacie Signature Play Nebuchadnezzar’s Gambit and Neo accepts his fate and  flies into the endzone. 

Result: TCFOS 71 - LL 65