Dragons vs Aberrations

The Westeros Three-Headed Dragons

vs.

The Asgardian Aberrations

@ The Dragon Pit

 Paragon Percentage: No paragon will enter play

Coin Toss: Aberrations win, will receive.

Kickoff: Admiral Abstinence kicks off to Brienne of Tarth, who squares off against Gregor Clegane and is taken down after a short gain.

Entire Game Synopsis: The Aberrations manage to pull ahead and stay ahead fairly early on. Lobo manages to hold back most of the Dragons attempts, while the Asgardians easily bypass the Dragon defense. Highlights include Gregor Clegane being thrown out but no ref going near him to actually throw him out, and Goro stealing Dragonite Charles Barkley's special move.

Result: WTHD 17 - AA 56



Dragons vs Briefs

The Westeros Three-Headed Dragons

vs.

The Bikini Bottom Briefs

@ High Tide Stadium

 Paragon Percentage: Eddard Stark will enter play.

Coin Toss: Briefs win, will receive.

Kickoff: Admiral Abstinence kicks to Bart Simpson, who skates around Jon Snow only to be brutally tackled by Gregor Clegane.

Entire Game Synopsis: Remember that time that you got beat up as a kid and your lunch money taken by that big bully? No? Because its an American cinema cliche that rarely actually happens? Yeah, well it happened here. Except Gregor took blood, not money.

Result: WT-HD 60 - BBB 9

Miners vs. Dragons

The Morian Miners

vs.

The Westeros Three-Headed Dragons

@ Forge Field

Paragon Percentage: Neither Paragon will enter play

Coin Toss: Dragons win, will receive

Kickoff: Lohan kicks long to Charles Barkley, who laterals to Gregor for an immediate touchdown.

Entire Game Synopsis: Let me sum this entire game up with one damn photo:

Result: MM 13 - WTHD 21

Dragons vs. Slayers

The Westeros Three-Headed Dragons

vs.

The Sunnydale Slayers

@ The Dragon Pit

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.
Coin Toss: Slayers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Admiral Abstinence penetrates the field with a long shot to Buffy Summers, who is downed by Gregor Clegane near the 50 yard line.

First Quarter: The Slayers start with a strong and growing lead as Buffy uses an ecclectic series of pass plays and lands touchdowns with many of her carriers.  The Dragons combat with a few easy carries by Gregor and close the gap significantly by the end of the quarter.

Second Quarter: The Kingsguard injures Buffy early on (damnit Sir Meryn, stop beating women...) and is replaced by Walter White. Walter manages to streamline the tactical might of his team to basically make the Kingsguard pointless, but the Dragons retaliate by injuring him within two possessions. This ends the rally of the Slayers, and the Dragons land a 45 yard touchdown as halftime draws to begin their rally.

Third Quarter: Third-string QB Mulder comes in and can't quite get the team motivated or coordinated like Summers or White, and the Slayers go the entire quarter without scoring. Meanwhile the Dragons begin a slow but steady climb, scoring one touchdown and two field goals, ending the slightly ahead of the Slayers.

Fourth Quarter: Danifae activates her chosen status and scores for the Slayers early on, taking the lead back. In retaliation Admiral Abstinence activates his No power and prevents any forward movement by the Slayers the entire rest of the quarter. Even with this, the team struggles to get past the defense. In a last minute ditch effort, the team Jon Snow performs an offensive field goal on a fourth and long and is actually successful.

Result: WT-HD 43 - SS 42

Dragons vs. Guardians

The Westeros Three-Headed Dragons

vs.

The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Fallen Star Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Link will enter play.
Coin Toss: The Guardians win, will receive
Kickoff: Admiral Abstinence kicks to Joe Swanson, who rolls a dozen or so yards before being brought down by Cregor Clegane.

First Quarter: Link manages to spearhead a strong offense that starts the game with consecutive successful drives to the end zone. However, Gregor is able to get around Goku a couple times to keep the Dragons from experiencing a full blowout.
Second Quarter: In a stunning move, Deathstalker manages to isolate Obi-Wan, cutting the Guardians tactical genius in half. Gregor moves to defense and manages to halt the offensive momentum of the Guardians, and Snow manages to lead his team on a rally drive that sees the team bring the score to a tie at the end of the first half.
Third Quarter: Renewed from their rally, the Dragons quickly lose hope when Alcide seriously injures Gregor, but the Kingsguard manages to aid him and prevent serious injury from removing him from play. Alcide however, receives an infraction and is removed from play by a series of benchwarmers who each get injured by Gregor. Link however manages to use Gregor's anger against him and distract him while continously landing touchdown passes. By the end of the quarter the Guardians have pulled far ahead again.

Fourth Quarter: Giving it all they can, the Dragons manage to get Admiral Abstinence to lock out Jaina's movement. As a result they rally yet again bringing the score to a 1 point difference with seconds left on the clock. A kick by Admiral Absitence at the 40 yard line during a fourth down field goal barely misses, and as a result the rally falls just short of changing the result of the game.

Results: WTHD 42 - CCG 43