Mashers vs Guardians

The Margathean Mashers

vs.

The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Total Perspective Vortex Arena

Paragon Percentage: No paragon will enter play

Coin Toss: Mashers win, will receive

Kickoff: Goku kicks to Neil Patrick Harris, who clears an attempted tackle by Joe Swanson but is taken down by Aragorn.

Entire Game Synopsis: Skeletor and Spider Jerusalem realize early on that they've got a pretty good tight match here. Both teams have solid running games, and some decent passing options. The Mashers manage to pull ahead first with the combined increased skillset of the Hitchhikers. The Guardians don't trail too much with the light defense that the Mashers have. As the game continues the score gets close but the Guardians unfortunately miss a last-second field goal when Godzilla (filling in for an injured Goku) kicks wide. This would have tied the game and sent it into overtime.

Result: MM 32 - CCG 30

Slayers vs Guardians

The Sunnydale Slayers vs The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Fallen Star Stadium

 Paragon Percentage: Link will enter play

Coin Toss: Slayers win, will receive.

Kickoff: Goku kicks to Tony the Tiger who is tackled by Aragorn.

Entire Game Synopsis: Blow out game. Guardians make the Slayers their bitch. Highlights include Raphael taking out his own quarterback Buffy since she has a history of treachery, and Alcide possibly raping Faith.

Result: SS 19 - CCG 54

Eels vs. Guardians

The Guilder Bay Shrieking Eels

vs.

The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Fallen Star Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.

Coin Toss: The Eels win, will receive.

Kick off: Goku kicks to Silver Surfer, who is hassled by Aragorn but manages to avoid a tackle until Alcide teams up to take him down after a large gain that puts the Eels close to the Guardians end zone.

First: With Silver Surfer's mentoring, Demoman teams up with Scout to perform a few amazingy plays that put Scout into the Endzone on the third down and sees Medic succeed with a conversion. The Guardians take the offensive with Spider Jerusalem trying to rely on his faithful Aragorn only to be blocked by Hooper and the Xtacles consistently. Frustrated, he calls in Goku for a kick away fourth down but Goku manages to manipulate time so that most of the quarter is gone before the Eels receive the kick. Though they manage to make gains, they just can't get into the end zone before the clock ticks down.

Second: The Guardians knock their heads against the Xtacles again, until on a lucky third and long Rikimaru slips by them and into the endzone. The try fails and the Eels regain the ball, and Zach pauses time and repositions the team. When he brings time back, Jaina is right in the line of fire and injured by Demoman while Squirrel Girl has an easy drive to the end zone. Godzilla replaced Jaina and prevents the try. The Guardians catch a break when John Anderton precogs the Xtacles intended defense play, managing to preemptively plan for it and allow Aragorn to slip by and into the end zone. Obi-Wan sacrifices himself for a conversion, tying the game at half time.

Third: Peter Venkman enters play for Obi-Wan, and the Eels take the ball. During a play, Grima is seen on the Guardians sideline talking to Peter. Scout runs a long touchdown and Zach gets the try. When the Guardians regain the ball, a reprogrammed Venkman - under the influence of Grima Wormtongue - betrays the team and passes the ball to Hooper - who runs it in for a touchdown before the Guardians realize what happened. The Guardians replace Venkman with Starbuck, and try to get around the Xtacles. On the fourth down, the Stainles Steel Rat yells from the sidelines and manages to trick the team to giving the ball up, allowing Hooper to run it in again almost immediately.

Fourth: Betrayed by trickery, the Guardians manage to start stronger when Rikimaru sneaks by the Xtacles again, and to avoid any chance of defeat the team calls in Goku who kicks in the extra point. The jubulation and hope for a rally end quickly when Scout, Zach, and Silver Surfer team up on Godzilla and injure him. Word replaces him but doesn't quite have his ummm girth, and the Eels manage to slip around him for a touchdown with ease. Squirrel Girl misses the kick. Riki manages one last sneak by before the bell rings.

Result: GBSE 39 - CCG 26

Briefs vs. Guardians

The Bikini Bottom Briefs vs. The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Fallen Star Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Link will be assisting the Guardians on the field.
Coin Toss: Briefs win, will receive.
Kickoff: Goku kicks to Machete Cortez. Machete carries but is more interested in tackling than gaining yardage, and is brought down after a very short gain by Aragorn.

First Quarter: The Briefs receive their first of several devestating blows (ha, briefs...blows...ha) when Jaina Proudmoore sacks and injures Saruman. This begins a progressive series of sacks that sees the team run out of quarterbacks by emptying their bench by the quarters end. Though Jaina is judged to have not been overly aggressive, she opts to remove herself as a token of sportsmanship but it is for nothing when she is replaced by Godzilla - who could care less about hurting people. The refs agree to allow the game to continue if the Guardians will remove their quarterback. As a result Link moves to Flex and Obi-Wan leaves the field.

Second Quarter: The referee's allowance lasts about four minutes into the second quarter when Godzilla takes out two more Briefs. The game is shut down and the Guardians receive a victory by default.

Result: BBB 7 - CCG 15

Dragons vs. Guardians

The Westeros Three-Headed Dragons

vs.

The Cosmo Canyon Guardians

@ Fallen Star Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Link will enter play.
Coin Toss: The Guardians win, will receive
Kickoff: Admiral Abstinence kicks to Joe Swanson, who rolls a dozen or so yards before being brought down by Cregor Clegane.

First Quarter: Link manages to spearhead a strong offense that starts the game with consecutive successful drives to the end zone. However, Gregor is able to get around Goku a couple times to keep the Dragons from experiencing a full blowout.
Second Quarter: In a stunning move, Deathstalker manages to isolate Obi-Wan, cutting the Guardians tactical genius in half. Gregor moves to defense and manages to halt the offensive momentum of the Guardians, and Snow manages to lead his team on a rally drive that sees the team bring the score to a tie at the end of the first half.
Third Quarter: Renewed from their rally, the Dragons quickly lose hope when Alcide seriously injures Gregor, but the Kingsguard manages to aid him and prevent serious injury from removing him from play. Alcide however, receives an infraction and is removed from play by a series of benchwarmers who each get injured by Gregor. Link however manages to use Gregor's anger against him and distract him while continously landing touchdown passes. By the end of the quarter the Guardians have pulled far ahead again.

Fourth Quarter: Giving it all they can, the Dragons manage to get Admiral Abstinence to lock out Jaina's movement. As a result they rally yet again bringing the score to a 1 point difference with seconds left on the clock. A kick by Admiral Absitence at the 40 yard line during a fourth down field goal barely misses, and as a result the rally falls just short of changing the result of the game.

Results: WTHD 42 - CCG 43