Grenades vs Eels

THE ATLUS ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADES

vs.

THE GUILDER BAY SHRIEKING EELS

The Grenades have made a one-week bargain with the Aberrations that sees them bring in Parallax for defense over their own Brienne of Tarth. 

Coin Toss: Grenades still win, will receive

Kickoff: Jesus kicks for a pickup by Silver Surfer, who makes a decent gain before being tackled by Alcide.

Game Synopsis: The Grenades gain the advantage from the start with Parallax being a tough defense for the Eels. He is able to keep up with them, and at one point he controls Eels quarterback Aquaman - causing a turnover that leads to a Grenade touchdown. Meanwhile the Eels work hard to get around Parallax, managing to do so but taking several downs usually. Loras tries and fails to seduce Dexter, while Dexter learns of Voldemort's evil past and tries to kill him while he is on the Eel bench. Though he does what would normally be considered a permanent kill, the horcruxes that still survive (see RIDDLE) keep this from working*. Dexter is blackflagged for his incursion onto the Eel bench, but as he is not a starter for the Grenades it doesn't affect them much. The Eels rely on Samwise to beef up their carrier, getting around Parallax. Meanwhile the Grenades get around the Eel defense rather easily until they've made a few touchdowns. Then The Hulk comes out, and now we see two teams with strong defensive lines going head to toe. The game even enters sudden death overtime, where the first team to score and break the tie wins. Aquaman and the Eels fail to score and after four downs the Grenades gain possession. The Hulk keeps them preoccupied as well but Professor X comes in and gets John Marston to turn cloak, causing him to run backwards until The Hulk can tackle him for a safety in the Eel end zone. 

Final: RPG 38 - GBSE 41

*Had the RIDDLE stuff never come up, the Kinktrollers would have simply killed Voldemort. However, with that roleplay being allowed weeks ago, its been established that the horcruxes must be destroyed first. In order to try to roleplay some, it has been decided that just like in the movies - but at a much faster rate - Voldemort is weakened and needs to regain a body. Which - surprise surprise, will take him a week. So he will not be available to play for the Eels next week (week 8) but can return on Week 9.