Eels vs. Aberrations

THE GUILDER BAY SHRIEKING EELS

vs.

THE ASGARDIAN ABERRATIONS

TWO UNDEFEATED TEAMS ENTER.
ONLY ONE LEAVES.

Coin Toss: The Aberrations win, and will receive.

Kickoff: Jesus kicks for a pickup by Parallax who instantly disappears and is removed from having ever existed when Samwise uses the Green Lantern ring from earlier in the season to focus his boundless and will and love for Mr. Frodo into assisting Carol Ferris in shutting down Parallax's power, but with the mental strength of Professor X and River assisting the bolstered strength of Love is sent through the kick of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints who himself has an infinite capacity of love to create the ultimate power of Love, obliterating the creature. The fumbled ball is picked up by Iron Fist, who manages a large gain before being taken down by Hooper and her friends the Xtacles, who have came to the game from the Crows as the result of an earlier trade in the season.

1st Quarter: The Aberrations come back strong. The drained Carol Ferris on the sidelines and Atrocious' rage is infinite after the destruction of Parallax. The team meets their first real defensive might when they come up against Hooper and the Xtacles. The team creates a shotgun formation forcing Hooper into tight quarters, where Donatello manages to slip off the sidelines and disable her arm. An initial attempt to utilize this arm results in an error, but a second attempt proves deadly to the Eels: Donatello activates the self destruct in every Xtacles helmet, leaving only Hooper and the Aberrations use this time to get around and score. Donatello is blackflagged from the bench and game. The Eels manage to block the attempt and take the possession but it turns bad when Atrocious uses his rage to scare off Carol from the sideline which causes her to false start several times. Finally The Penquin figures out what is going on and informs Aquaman, who pulls her from play. Lobo focuses on the quarterback, which allows the Eels to gain a touchdown - but Aquaman is sacked in the process and at this point Lobo slips the glove off of his hand to reveal The Thirst - taken from former Crow and now deceased Sinestro who got it from Aquaman earlier in the season. This messes with the hero quite a bit, and the neverending taunting of Luke Cage and Iron Fist about how he gave away his power to heal and it was used to hurt people damages the psyche of Arthur Curry. The conversion fails. 

2nd Quarter: The Aberrations come back again this time against a defense of a buffed up Bean. Bean manages to slow the team down but the Magnetic Fastball now includes Cage and Fist who manage the Grab & Smash & Slash so the team makes it to the endzone. The loaned Falkor succeeds on a kick for the Aberrations, gladly helping score against the team that caused his death once. The Eels recuperate fast when Christ succeeds on a 1d4 roll to grant his entire team +1 for the game. Jesus hears from River what Lobo will be doing on defense and embraces him and summons the power of his own Ark, melting Lobo's face and banishing them both to Purgatory as Lobo can not enter the afterlife. The Eels score.  With their kicker in purgatory, the Eels bring out current defense Bean who decides on a conversion. The Aberrations field Bender in Lobo's place who manages to prevent the conversion. 

3rd Quarter: Regaining possession, the Aberrations meet an even more beefed up Bean on the field. Though Bean can easily catch and stop the carriers, these are carriers who you don't always want to necessarily cuddle with. Wolverine/Iron Fist/Luke Cage hurt Bean before he becomes too OP, and manage a touchdown - though the kick attempt actually fails and the team remembers why they miss Squirrel Girl. The Medic goes out of play while the Eels gain carry and works to heal Bean. During this time, the Eels forced Bender to go down thanks to Clinton which allows them to score. But without their kicker, the team relies on a conversion attempt that fails. 

4th Quarter: The Aberrations come out and mean business. Demoman purposely loads a fake football and sleight of hands the ball to Wolverine who runs on the outside for a touchdown. He is not caught by the fully restored and buffed Bean thanks to the fake ball being full of the detonation gum from the Eels, which slows him down and sticks him in place. But Bean blocks the conversion and the Eels regain possession. The Eels get around Bender for a touchdown and without their kicker Jesus and with several failed conversion attempts Aquaman decides to try his luck at kicking. But way earlier when Lobo was still in he laid The Thirst on him, and that little bit of doubt and pain in Aquaman trips him up. The 32 yard field goal misses. 

Final: GBSE 24 - AA 25