Aberrations vs. Automatons

The Asgardian Aberrations

vs.

The Mithril Automatons

@ A remote desert in Southern Afghanistan

Paragon Percentage: Due to a pre-existing agreement between both parties, both teams will have their paragons in play. The Automatons bring out Sailor Moon, while the Aberrations - lacking in a paragon (Batman has been psuedo-reincarnated by a Mindflayer as the newly named Blrrtman, but is not as his full capacity) have had Batman's old friend Nightwing come out to support them in this role for one week. However, due to the roster limitations, Nightwing will wait in the...wait for it....wings...until a slot opens up. Sailor Moon agrees not to take over the QB or Defensive major roles as a token for his wait.

Coin Toss: Automatons win, will receive.

Kickoff: Donatello kicks to midfield where Kirby catches, driving center before being tackled by Brienne of Tarth.

First: Moments into the game, Blackbeard points to the sidelines and uses his kink to take over the kink of Lobo. Now impossible to injure, the team begins to make headway with the help of Sailor Moon. Relying heavily on a running game, the Automatons make headway against the now not-so-daring Lobo defense. Sure enough, a few moments in Lobo is injured. Ouka takes over that injury and backs out of the game, while Nightwing now enters and has Lobo step the fuck aside. Simba also steps out to aid the removal of his injured ally. During all this, the Automatons manage to secure a touchdown and conversion. Possesion changes and the Aberrations begin to fight back. Blrrtman shows his newfound kink by using some of the abilities stolen from injured opponents whose brains he munched on during his off weeks. The possession does not last nearly as long as the Aberrations rely on a passing game with Hawkeye passing off to Goro. The Army of the Undead, though unlimited, are semi-easily though slowly cleared out of the way by the very-familiar-to-this-situation Legolas with help from Venom and Brienne. However the sheer numbers do prevent small gains, which prevents a conversion.

Second: Shang Tsung pulls a sideline suckup and steals Donatello's kink, using it to reprogram GIR against the Aberrations. The Automatons find a much slower path to the endzone with Nightwing handling the Aberration defense. Eventually Iskandar pulls out his Chariot and manages to get by, but Nightwing's aerial prowess sees him easily block the kick. The Aberrations hit the field hard but see two penalties for extra men on the field until realizing that something is wrong with the supposed-to-be-benched GIR. With GIR removed to the lockers, the team starts at a third and long. Hawkeye manages to pull the team back into a first down with his passing, and the team again slowly slugs their way through the army and finally enter the end zone. The slow march takes up most of the quarter. This time Venom and Brienne make a wall in front of Legolas and allow him to make the conversion. At half time, the score is tied.

Third: The Aberrations take the field with Simba back, and the Automatons prepare for their carry. In a harsh play, Iskandar is injured while a somehow randomly Amazing Zapp maneuvers around Nightwing for a 81 yard touchdown. Iskandar is removed from play but Kirby manages to secure his abilities and keep the stone so that the Army of the Undead still fight for the Automatons. Professor Layton takes over QB duties for Mithril. With strong kinked-up players on both sides, we see a very gridlocked quarter mostly. No points are scored, though we do see a failed attempt at a seduction. Brienne is just damn near immune to the charms of men. The Aberrations do manage to force through the army for a touchdown but do not manage the try. Again we see the score tied at the end of a quarter.

Fourth: The Aberrations put the trust Lion duo of Simba and .... Lion (lets say his real name is... Lionel?) into play. With the .... mane attractions ... in play the Aberrations finally begin to pick up the pace after their delays due to kinks. Blrrtman and the duo aid the team in more effectively tearing through the army. As a result the Aberrations manage an extra carry and touchdown this quarter, giving them the win by a [lion's] hair.

Result: AA 32 - MA 26