Assassins vs Cyberbrains

The Asshai Assassins

vs.

The Chiba Cyberbrains

@ Saffron Straits Stadium 

 Paragon Percentage: Krusk will enter play.

Coin Toss: Cyberbrains win, will receive.

Kickoff: Tyrion kicks to Hulk Hogan, who spends more time taunting than running so there is no gain when he is taken down.

Synopsis: With their paragon in play, the Cyberbrains make light work of the Assassins.



Result: AA 21 - CC 39

Assassins vs Grenades

The Asshai Assassins

vs.

The Atlus Rocket Propelled Grenades

@ The Rooftop of Junes

 Paragon Percentage: Sherlock Holmes will enter play.

Coin Toss: Grenades win, will receive.

Kickoff: Tyrion kicks lightly, and after a large scramble it is picked up by Eric Northman, who is taken down by Robb Stark after a short gain.

Entire Game Synopsis: With Holmesboy in play, the Grenades easily blow away the Assassins. Highlights include Walter flipping out on the Assassins and asking if hes the only one who doesn't give a damn about heraldry, and Dean figuring out that a car can take out Sandor.

Result: AA 6 - ARPG 33

Assassins vs Stereotypes

The Asshai Assassins

vs.

The Statistically Validated Stereotypes

@ Saffron Straits Stadium

Paragon Percentage: Master Chief will enter play

Coin Toss: Stereotypes win, will receive

Kick off: Tyrion Lannister kicks to Gray Mouser, who avoids Sandor and Barristan and scores.

Entire Game Synopsis: The Assassins would have had a hard time without Master Chief. With him, they never had a chance. Highlights include: Movie Deadpool having a MS DOS meltdown, Tyrion and Tywin fighting.

Result: AA 13 - SVS 33

Team America vs. Assassins

Freedom City Stars & Stripes

vs.

The Asshai Assassins

@ The All-American Astrodome

The hometown boys come out to a cheering patriotic crowd



Paragon Percentage: Ethan Hunt will enter play.

Coin Toss: America wins, and in a show of good faith will let the Assassins receive.

Kickoff: Santa Claus delivers downfield to Loras Tyrell, who easily bypasses Palin and Romey but is taken down by Mr. Rogers.
Entire Game Synopsis: The Assassins never had a chance even if Team America didn't field a paragon. Though their running game isn't perfect due to the faults of Romney and Palin, Captain and the rest of the gang easily out maneuver Robb's efforts. When Ethan as defense injures Robb, the Assassins lose momentum and fall apart.

Result: FCS&S 45 - AA 21

Spartans vs. Assassins

The Requiem Spartans vs. The Asshai Assassins

@ Saffron Straits Stadium 

Paragon Percentage: Neither paragon will enter play.
Coin Toss: Spartans win, will receive.
Kickoff: Tyrion Lannister has a very weak kick causing the Spartans to work their way upfield to gain possession. Spy gains possession first and is taken down by Sandor Clegane almost immediately.
First Quarter: The game starts with a quick pace as Arrow and Stark show they know how to utilize their carriers. It becomes a game of exchanging touchdowns as the offensive sides steamroll from one end of the field to the other. The game stays effectively tied as each team scores back and forth.

Second Quarter: The majority of the quarter continues in the same manner until Tywin manages to buy Green Arrow's allegience in gold. Arrow heads over to the Assassins while Sub Zero tries valiantly but fails to replace his tactical skills. Right before halftime the Assassins finally pull ahead slightly.

Third Quarter: Though he started strong, Robb Stark's skills seem to falter but with Green Arrow able to fill in the team stays strong. Loras is immune to Lara Croft's charm and continues to drive touchdowns with ease, injuring Lara in the process which sends Max Payne into overdrive and he manages to take out Loras and Sandor before being brought down himself. Max is replaced by Beowolf while Boromir and Daenerys.

Fourth Quarter: Spy slips past the Assassins to score and succeed on the conversion to close the gap but Daenerys brings it back when she brings out the dragons for a play, leaving the Nitro Girls running for cover while Barristan lands another TD.  King Kong finally realizes that he is fucking King Kong and fuck this shit and runs over The Unsullied scoring for the Spartans. He then takes over defense duties for the Spartans and manages to force Arrow into a 4th and Long right on his own endzone, sacking him for a safety and leaving him nearly lifeless. Down three the Spartans go for a field goal and Scorpion nails it, bringing the now-tied game into....

Sudden Death Overtime: The Assassins gain possession first looking to score, but without Robb or Arrow it falls to Boromir to lead. Marv fills his previous role. King Kong, still boosted from having a white girl ally, manages to prevent any forward movement and after a fourth down failure the possesion reverts to the Spartans. The referees notice that the Spartans seem to be easily moving downfield and determine that Assassin Jorah Mormont has been selling plays to the Spartans. As a result he is removed along with Lara Croft who had convinced him to. This leaves King Kong saddened and he falters, allowing a turnover which gives possession back to the Assassins where Jaime lands the game winning touchdown - dashing the hopes for the Spartans to win their first game.

Result: RS 60 - AA 66